I’m sure Louisa remembers this “pitch” vividly ...
Jack Monroe #91 POOR (ISH)
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Has she deleted a tweet?
The one she @-ed the ex in about pitching the Gobblebox idea to her?
ETA.. Nope.. That's just me being distracted by her being a prick and Champions League starting.. Apologies.
The one she @-ed the ex in about pitching the Gobblebox idea to her?
ETA.. Nope.. That's just me being distracted by her being a prick and Champions League starting.. Apologies.
Noak Hill Road, then?
Tell a Billericay person that you grew up in Basildon, and they’ll look at you in horror like... how did you manage to do so well with your life? You can speak in full sentences?
Oh my life, page 49. Coooey @Pocahontas, I do hope that your dearest @Silver Linings is popping grapes into your mouth and mopping your fevered brow, dear heart 
Does Brenda's casserole have an agent?
She’s giving me a little foot massage as we speak.Oh my life, page 49. Coooey @Pocahontas, I do hope that your dearest @Silver Linings is popping grapes into your mouth and mopping your fevered brow, dear heart
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Jack - if you’ve been “mooting“ this for years and even your TV exec fiancée couldn’t pull a few strings, then it was a crap idea. Said fiancée was probably trying to let you down gently so as to avoid unleashing a screaming tantrum.
Nice catch!
I knew something had gone!
Jack and her close personal friend Richard Bacon. Of course.
Her tweet/delete sprees are yet another indication of her total friendlessness. This is the sort of thing that a normal person would send to a mate over WhatsApp, not word vomit over 280k followers. The fact that she often deletes within minutes of posting shows that even she recognises this.
She got a bit of flak for a “white saviour” type pic when she was on some charity thing in Africa for the BBC, but that was a while ago - and Jack did exactly the same when she went to Tanzania for Oxfam.Has Stacey had some recent bad press?That’s usually Jacks cue to incite a pile on.
Brenda's Casserole deserves a State Funeral..
I feel like her new idea is a bit like Inception given that her cookery “shows” were ludicrously aspirational and therefore she would be watching herself.
TBH Jack hit an incredible low with that one when she said that poverty in Tanzania was just like her experiences in Southend.
She's lucky it was a few years ago - people nowadays would quite rightly be far less forgiving.
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the thread title! I’ve lost count, babe. Vlad says you aren’t getting any more bitcoin from him though. Recap of thread #91 Looks like she may soon be in receipt of a shopping trolley or two. Perhaps then, good followers of Jack Monroe, the trolley...
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New thread! Posting this now as I have hausfrau things to achieve.
Crikey. That was me and my poor phone on David Walliams day.
I think she suddenly remembers she's meant to be only interested in HELPING PEOPLE, not fantasising about making a fortune through desperate programme ideas which she can pitch to her ex-fiance who is high up in Channel 4.
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