Is this a "Hove Actually" thing?!
Jack Monroe #91 POOR (ISH)
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Stop. Feeding. Him. Things. He. Doesn’t. Like.
Top tip from Harry regarding kale.
If you or your family don't like it, don't eat it. Any other dark leafy greens and cabbages are just as healthy.
If you do like kale, here's an easy recipe.
Wash kale and remove the hard stalks and chop up the leaves.
Heat up a bit of olive oil in a pan, add the kale. Fry on a low heat for ten minutes. For the last 3 minutes add two finely minced cloves of garlic.
If the kale sticks to the pan, add a little water.
When the kale has softened and wilted, take it off the heat. Add salt, pepper and another glug of good olive oil.
Toast some sourdough. Spread kale on top. Eat.
Cheap, Tuscan recipe. Delicious and nutritious. I've had it topped with cannelini beans too, to make it more substantial.
If you or your family don't like it, don't eat it. Any other dark leafy greens and cabbages are just as healthy.
If you do like kale, here's an easy recipe.
Wash kale and remove the hard stalks and chop up the leaves.
Heat up a bit of olive oil in a pan, add the kale. Fry on a low heat for ten minutes. For the last 3 minutes add two finely minced cloves of garlic.
If the kale sticks to the pan, add a little water.
When the kale has softened and wilted, take it off the heat. Add salt, pepper and another glug of good olive oil.
Toast some sourdough. Spread kale on top. Eat.
Cheap, Tuscan recipe. Delicious and nutritious. I've had it topped with cannelini beans too, to make it more substantial.
Haaa, I used to do the Hove actually thing!
@LavaFlake I’ve just read your soup review, loved it loved it all. Thanks for taking a hit for the cabal, and the hand cupping the bowl pic was brilliant. 10/10 and as a reward you never have to eat the soup again
I am actually really angry about her implying she has ODD.
It is most definitely a childhood disorder, which CAN lead to conduct disorder which then CAN lead to other personality disorders in later life.
She has probably done a quick google of the symptoms, seen the comorbidity with ADHD and thought BINGO.
no thought whatsoever for those poor children and their families who have to actually live with ODD.
Shameless. What a piece of work.
she doesn’t have any ideas for Christmas on a budget as she’ll be merrily tucking into a 90% vegan M&S turkey crown with all the pre-prepared trimmingsGood point about Christmas, a lot of people's budgets will be tighter this year and there's always the threat of lockdowns limiting stocks in stores. She could be showing people where to make savings, get-ahead recipes that can be frozen and don't break the bank?
Personally I'd rather have oven chips on Christmas Day than a JM inspired dinner but, it would go down well with a lot of her fans and surely would be more relevant than beige recipes, or photos of her and SB's breakfasts every day?
She's just bloody lazy.
She's tweeted this hilarious (...) garlic apology before. It's really not as funny as she thinks but it's always a good way to remind people that SHE WAS POOR. Got that? She was POOR and she is not as poor now as she was then but she's still POOR. Ok fools?
Has she been out and bought 20 quids worth?
#92 Jack finally accepts benefits, except they're not her own..
that is not a healthy noseI have knightmares of sitting at the table hours after dinner time as I hadn’t eaten my now stone cold congealed veg
Being told off
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Are the Hellmans Live episodes still online?
Same here. But this was in the fifties and my mother genuinely believed that kids couldnt thrive without cabbage. Times have changed
I have knightmares of sitting at the table hours after dinner time as I hadn’t eaten my now stone cold congealed veg
Taking winter fuel benefit should keep you awake, not effing garlic! You shocking excuse for a human being
I think that poor blue squiggle has a point.
Jack doesn't know, we don't know so who does
That's terrible advice.
Better advice: Even if you think it's garbage, keep writing. Look at it again in the morning. You may end up redrafting but it's all helpful.
I've never written a book but writing is at least 60% of my telly job and if I took Jack's advice I would never get anything done and spend all day on Twitter.
Better advice: Even if you think it's garbage, keep writing. Look at it again in the morning. You may end up redrafting but it's all helpful.
I've never written a book but writing is at least 60% of my telly job and if I took Jack's advice I would never get anything done and spend all day on Twitter.
a few of them are, I think some of them have been deleted
They're on Jack's Instagram page. Click on the TV icon above her grid and scroll down.
On her FB page it says that Good Food for Bad Days is sold out.
Not on any Hellmann's publicity
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