Omg!
Does she ever think before she writes.
I mean come on. It's like she's trying to make herself look bad.
Also I think the slipper comments are serious damage control, someone's had a word.
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Does she ever think before she writes.
I mean come on. It's like she's trying to make herself look bad.
Also I think the slipper comments are serious damage control, someone's had a word.
Re the disproving Jack’s many ailments-some of them are clearly exaggerated/bullshit so they could be exposed to some extent. Her dramatic ‘I’ve lost full use of my hands’ to excuse the Kickstarter disaster wasn’t apparent on DKL when she was grating corned beef for example (bit harder than putting a book in an envelope I’d say).
Or the walking with a cane/collapsed trying to pick up bamboo shoots next to her Fitbit reading of 20,000 steps or whatever (was all on her Instagram).
No doubt she’d excuse it as ‘I’m scatty & my ailments are worse sometimes than others’ (I don’t know whether people with those ailments do go up & down to that extent) but when it’s tied into the ‘woe is me’ narrative & many of the other lies about everything else, it will fail the smell test for the majority of sensible people I reckon.
Bizarre how many people these days want to protect those up to no good though, I find it so strange. It’s reasonable to give some benefit of the doubt but the receipts on Jack are so big now that I think a skilled journalist could get many people questioning her narrative for once.
Or the walking with a cane/collapsed trying to pick up bamboo shoots next to her Fitbit reading of 20,000 steps or whatever (was all on her Instagram).
No doubt she’d excuse it as ‘I’m scatty & my ailments are worse sometimes than others’ (I don’t know whether people with those ailments do go up & down to that extent) but when it’s tied into the ‘woe is me’ narrative & many of the other lies about everything else, it will fail the smell test for the majority of sensible people I reckon.
Bizarre how many people these days want to protect those up to no good though, I find it so strange. It’s reasonable to give some benefit of the doubt but the receipts on Jack are so big now that I think a skilled journalist could get many people questioning her narrative for once.
Gah. Too clean
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This is just amusing, not even offensive, she genuinely thinks she’s some pained maverick artiste who simply must not be limited by the constraints of minor domestic or business tasks? You’re blending slop babe this isn’t the second coming of Alexander McQueen
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Yes definitely - a skilled journalist could.
And any of us here could provide evidence for all that you list above. But, we’re all invested in her. And there’s receipts.
Sadly, I just don’t think a skilled enough journalist who would be able to pull off a well-reasoned, well-argued, fact-checked article would care about her. She’s small fry, really. I hope I’m proved wrong, I really do!
Jack is just salty because her white sauce looks like Dobbin's post coital anchioade.
Here we are back in Dickensian Jackanory
I cant imagine any brother saying to his sister in the 2010s that she had a child out of marriage so she deserves everything she gets!I wonder if he’s seen that particular piece? She’s probably blocked him because he’s a real threat to the narrative and he probably pretends he’s only got foster siblings
Yes definitely - a skilled journalist could.
And any of us here could provide evidence for all that you list above. But, we’re all invested in her. And there’s receipts.
Sadly, I just don’t think a skilled enough journalist who would be able to pull off a well-reasoned, well-argued, fact-checked article would care about her. She’s small fry, really. I hope I’m proved wrong, I really do!
In other news, I see that the Jackolytes are coming to heel and are reacting appropriately to the subtext. I'm sure Louisa can swing it for her this time.
What the hell is she wittering on about? "I could understand if it was a cheese sauce" - MAKE IT WITH A CHEESE SAUCE THEN!! YOU'RE THE ONE COOKING IT!!! WHAT'S PREVENTING YOU GRATING SOME CHEESE IN?
And this - what does she mean 'most of them aren't'? Most of what aren't? Most of the ones you buy readymade?
She’s not, she’s having a giraffe33 meals went in her freezer last week. Minus a few she's used. Now she's making moreWHY?!
no one else was talking about it (and learn to spell)
(and learn to spell)
Because the ones in the freezer are empty33 meals went in her freezer last week. Minus a few she's used. Now she's making more
@Scarletfever This made me spit out my tea
!Asda shopping as performative art. If I didn’t shop on line at Tesco, I’d nip down the Asda and film my shop as performance art!
I wouldn’t but the thought made me laugh.
SHE CAN'T EVEN bleeping SPELL BÉCHAMEL
Petition to put Monroe on trial at the Hague for crimes against bechamel.
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