Does she cook ANYTHING that doesn't look like what is returned to a suicide bomber's family for burial?
Jack Monroe #90 Freezer of lies in a house of extravagant buys
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Her followers are being taken for right mugs today. "Changed my mind about all the possibilities I was going to make yesterday" Aye, because she realised she could heat up the Ocado soups and make them subscribe to her website for the recipes! Haha!
I wonder if some of it is trying to hold her eyes open so as not to blink in a photograph. Rather like the old Victorian photos which took ages and they all look like psychopaths.
YES! That weird Victorian craze for having a photo taken with a dead relative as if they were alive!
Oh, such sweet innocence.
She's opening the packets and chucking something on top.
Please compare and contrast.
Freshly made Beetroot Soup is an amazing day-glo pink.
I used to be a big fan of JM, up until I started reading here last week. I am disabled and living on benefits and I genuinely thought she represented people like me. Now after seeing all of the screen shots where she is claiming poverty whilst talking about her 5 radios at £150+ each, her Aldi hammock chairs at £300 a piece and her Smeg fridge, I feel sick.
I think she has. Someone said earlier that the huge forehead vein that you see in some of her selfies is a dead giveaway. She certainly has crowsfeet but does she ever show forehead lines?I’m surprised she hasn’t had a bit of botox if she is so unhappy about ageing? She seems okay with some cosmetic treatments (speculated lip fillers, eyebrow whatever). The effects would be semi-permanent and look consistent especially when she’s not in control of the camera (if she ever gets a gig again). She could even continue her poverty cosplay and pretend she’s using budget products, I’ve heard good things about Aldi’s skincare?!
Not suggesting she should have anything done, ageing is natural and beauty treatments are an individual choice, just seems weird to me. Say she lured in a (questionable) new lover with the 12 year old selfies - they’d be a bit confused when actual Jack turns up irl
I can’t work out which looks worse if I’m honest
@Pocahontas, if you ever happenchance upon a puddle whilst walking, allow me to lay my cape over it for you to step on. Your thread summaries are bleeping outstanding!!
What is it with these shitting disgusting bowls of bowel contents? The mushroom one in particular had me gulping back the bile. The beetroot slop looked like childbirth aftermath with a sprinkling of random green.
What is it with these shitting disgusting bowls of bowel contents? The mushroom one in particular had me gulping back the bile. The beetroot slop looked like childbirth aftermath with a sprinkling of random green.
Last legs??? Last legs?? Those mushrooms Were on life support when they arrived 6 days ago! I am sure they took themselves out
90 threads, what an auspicious day!
We will celebrate achievements at the forthcoming end of year #Frausparty
My nominations...
@Pocahontas - Lifetime Achievement Award
@Bugger13 - (Jack) Booker Prize
@TurnedUpInTipp - Palme d’Or (Jack Monroe Reacts to Buddy Oliver Cooking)
We will celebrate achievements at the forthcoming end of year #Frausparty
My nominations...
@Pocahontas - Lifetime Achievement Award
@Bugger13 - (Jack) Booker Prize
@TurnedUpInTipp - Palme d’Or (Jack Monroe Reacts to Buddy Oliver Cooking)
Hmmmmm slimey mushrooms....yuummm
She learnt from replicating her Dad’s Chinese curry sauce didn’t she
You always sound so taken aback that the thread is lockedWill nobody think of the ickkle green emojispoor guys are on permanent duty
I wanted to comment on the last thread but it was closed!
This should NO longer surprise you, being a longtime passenger in the good ship Jackie Pop.
No it’s the photoshop, love.
90hr weeks. Do duck off, Jack.
Wow 90 threads of slop, lies, sideboards, cartoons, gratings, HOOTs and FIZZES.
No one should ever ask Jack for food safety advice. The salad bag pesto. The defrosting and refreezing. The bleeping chicken livers!
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