Oh what larks!
Jack Monroe #89 Did you know she once ran out of jam?
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Oh what larks!
Oh my god this. Try having a personality and vocab of your own Jack. Does it feel good when people say 'oh you're so funny!' or 'I really like how you've expressed that'? If it were me I'd be embarrassed. You're only ever funny if you've ripped off someone here you humourless sociopath.
‘Brexit is something I voted against. Because I actually voted.’ There you go.
I’m so pleased Little Miss Austerity is finding this all so amusing. As someone who lives in the south east
, it really isn’t. Did she not watch/listen (
) to the news yesterday? She’s practically wrist touching herself at the prospect of all the work she’ll get.Here’s one. Brexit. Is. Not. Funny.
Now thinking back on all the times I’ve used that same style on Tattle. Soz to those it annoys. Glad I’m down with the kids though
I believe she opted out of an opinion when she spoiled her ballot? Prick. It’s not a joke!
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I’m so pleased Little Miss Austerity is finding this all so amusing. As someone who lives in the south east
Here’s one. Brexit. Is. Not. Funny.
She’s probably already started spending the royalty cheques. A book from her back catalogue for every boomer second home in the dordogne, the Spanish lot will be buying them for Brits left behind in the Wild West of food supply, book 9 will be what to cook in a lorry cabin for the poor drivers stuck in day long tail backs in Kent. Book 10 will be an awe inspiring novella about disaster capitalism for all: banks hate this millennial (who bought her first home, cash, for £1.1mil)
There’s a thread title in there
# picks up scraps like a horrid seagull.
Brexit is ... something that you definitely should have placed your vote in, especially if you had a strong voiced opinion and a preferred outcome. Brexit is not something that you should have spoiled your ballot paper for like an angry toddler in a doctor’s waiting room and then harked on about it forevermore like you were Southend’s answer to Nostradamus.
My predictive text is salty!
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Can somebody forward one of her vids?
a DKL or Hellman’s or something from the shed/dining room? 🪐So i’ve been looking through her insta (I am the opposite of BUSY), and here is the first sighting of the infamous puddle scarf, in January 2019 when she was playing TV exec fiancé and not puddle plunderer, otherwise you think you’d mention your good fortune, no?
~You sure are~
I still use them! For me they denote a kind of ~archness~ like if I'm semi-quoting or paraphrasing something in someone else's style but with a kind of sarcastic raised eyebrow (eg Jack's so ~maverick~). Not sure if that makes sense, my brain hasn't woken up yet.
Also this one? I know zero about fashion, dahlings.
Brexit is... in part your fault Jack, you ballot spoiling ninny.
Now stop banging on about it. It’s embarrassing.
There's this pic from 2018 too where she's wearing it, looking alarmingly excited. Also is it just me or does it look like her face has been photoshopped in?!
How does she look like a completely different person in every picture? If you look at pictures of her time in public life to date, she could honestly be about eight different people.
She looks like the gay one in a tit boy band.
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# ballot spoiling ninny.
Don’t know about you guys but I am JEALOUS of Jacks placenta based breakfast.
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