Is this a fake or has Jack paid multiple visits to the magic puddle?
Jack Monroe #89 Did you know she once ran out of jam?
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Wtaf is she talking about? The comment mentions wearing her “literal” underwear (
). Ok then, because I am pretty sure I can see a belt, which, I am pretty sure will be attached to trousers of some description.This has now ruined my insomnia-fuelled inane tinterweb scrolling.
ETA if you go a few insta posts down it becomes obvious the egg obsession started a while ago
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She looks so pretty there. Also, trousers/bottoms clearly visible. She must have had a cami on.
She can’t *not* lie, even about simple things. What may seem so pointless and needless to everyone else, to her it’s just second nature.
Oh she's long been obsessed with eggs - and fish.Wtaf is she talking about? The comment mentions wearing her “literal” underwear (
This has now ruined my insomnia-fuelled inane tinterweb scrolling.
ETA if you go a few insta posts down it becomes obvious the egg obsession started a while ago
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Interestingly, her food, however revolting, had colour and texture then!Oh she's long been obsessed with eggs - and fish.
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I know! Amazing how she's managed to get progressively worse. She really is the Benjamin Button of Cooks.
She really hates solid food, doesn’t she?
I have awoken, I am now a VIP, I am shooketh 
So how has she gone from clearly identifiable food, with colour, and texture, to unidentifiable, brown/grey slop? That is not progressOh she's long been obsessed with eggs - and fish.
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If I remember correctly she did say she had FODMAP issues at some point
Hmmm..... not so sure about colour...
I agree, and it shows she is one of us who has the bone structure who can carry off a buzz cut (however much she doesn’t like it at the moment
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They do lightweight summer scarves that are this size so I’d guess it’s real. They’re cheap looking as it’s the same material & pashmina style as the fakes you see on market stalls and tit shops around Leicester sq but are indeed £290 (versus £350 for a proper scarf). There’s no way to say for sure but the material doesn’t look as cheap as the fakes you see?
The belt is something you’d expect to see a teenage girl in as a dupe of the Gucci monogram belt - both are ghastly. This must have been another Megan Barton Hanson cosplay day but I can’t understand why she doesn’t invest in nicer, crisp basics rather than chucking the odd accessory over a stone wash H&M divided denim monstrosity
sorry to be a witch but she is thieving for all this so idc xAttachments
Any back to that corn beef. I hate the stuff, but if I did had it and had to use it up I would have made a hash or a pie with it. I am sure it would have tasted better and would be less complicated than her take on it.
those school packed lunches are far better in terms of taste, nutrition and calories that that miserable sandwich her kid eats every day.
those school packed lunches are far better in terms of taste, nutrition and calories that that miserable sandwich her kid eats every day.
I can see her buying dupes. She has a taste for high end.They do lightweight summer scarves that are this size so I’d guess it’s real. They’re cheap looking as it’s the same material & pashmina style as the fakes you see on market stalls and tit shops around Leicester sq but are indeed £290 (versus £350 for a proper scarf). There’s no way to say for sure but the material doesn’t look as cheap as the fakes you see?
The belt is something you’d expect to see a teenage girl in as a dupe of the Gucci monogram belt - both are ghastly. This must have been another Megan Barton Hanson cosplay day but I can’t understand why she doesn’t invest in nicer, crisp basics rather than chucking the odd accessory over a stone wash H&M divided denim monstrosity
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I agree, and it shows she is one of us who has the bone structure who can carry off a buzz cut (however much she doesn’t like it at the moment
FTFY
I've started mentally inserting this disclaimer into every WTF Jackism and it soothes the rising ire.
All. Lies.
Also her literally being in her underwear for a shoot - why would this ever be the case for a cook book, much less a budget cook book? How to mince beef & warm up tins sponsored by nuts mag? She is DYING for any publication to call her a minx and sexualise her but no one wants it.
She’s not living in the 1980s where you’d get the talent to whip their kit off needlessly and the photographer is actually Stuart? The industry isn’t perfect but they wouldn’t do that, there are ethical considerations and safeguards in place, plus the reality is she’s a normcore vicarage mum not an Insta thot so what would those images even be any good for? Omg remember the boudoir photoshoot pics of her looking like a tap dancer from Chicago: the musical
Tbh she fumbled this by ever daliancing with being a bloke, even the sleaziest of rags will be too scared of creating a gender debate and ain’t nobody got time for that 
She is DYING for any publication to call her a minx and sexualise her but no one wants it. She’s not living in the 1980s where you’d get the talent to whip their kit off needlessly and the photographer is actually Stuart? The industry isn’t perfect but they wouldn’t do that, there are ethical considerations and safeguards in place, plus the reality is she’s a normcore vicarage mum not an Insta thot so what would those images even be any good for? Omg remember the boudoir photoshoot pics of her looking like a tap dancer from Chicago: the musical
Tbh she fumbled this by ever daliancing with being a bloke, even the sleaziest of rags will be too scared of creating a gender debate and ain’t nobody got time for that 
Blimey! I left the thread to try to read the past ones but there were 84 of them and I gave up after the 8th one. I come back and another 5 threads have appeared! Where do you all get the time to keep up with all these posts? 
. I still don't know what a grunker is either....
. I still don't know what a grunker is either....A Grunka is a catch up on threads when one is behind...named after GrunkaLunka who was the first Frau powering through. It sometimes is also described as an Incy - after Incywincy.Blimey! I left the thread to try to read the past ones but there were 84 of them and I gave up after the 8th one. I come back and another 5 threads have appeared! Where do you all get the time to keep up with all these posts?
TBH I don’t know how anyone would have the time now to start from scratch. I’ve been lurking here since thread one in mid March and it was a full time job when I had no client work through to end of August. I’m on a permanent Grunk myself to keep up now I’m back at work!
I suggest just reading the thread summaries from Pocahontas and of course #31 when Jack joined tattle for the afternoon. X
Is that a wig?
God, even her predictive text is bland. Why bother?!
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