I'm always disappointed now when Jack's face isn't in the gif
Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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She’ll realise, at some point, that it’s not half as interesting or scandalous as she so desperately wants it to be (HOLD THE PRESS: Prices rise over time, shock horror!) and then as ever and at the expense of promises made, she’ll never mention it again.
These stats are the government-produced stats. The government are evil tory bastards not to be trusted and anything they say or produce are lies. Did I mention the government are evil tory bastards? That is the extent of her understanding of politics.
Yup. And then it’s thrown away.
Mackieboo you are despicable.
Oh no, you are the second Frau to post about hormones in the last day or two. Are we all going to synch?
We will need a giant chocolate/bubble bath/hot water bottle thread!
Hormones here tooOh no, you are the second Frau to post about hormones in the last day or two. Are we all going to synch?
Exactly. @Flumps had a great post earlier about the complexities of food pricing, inflation, and the economy. I have friends in the agricultural sector who have suffered tremendously thanks to the endless quest for cheap food. It's a hugely complicated issue that Jack can't interpret beyond "look at this receipt!!!"
It's like when she talks about lockdown. A Jackolyte commented the other day that the UK should have had a much stricter lockdown and that would have solved everything, and Jack agreed and whined a bit about Tories. OK, where I live our lockdown was a thousand times stricter - and guess what? We've had a severe second wave. This is hardly classified information, by the way - but given that Jack doesn't even seem aware of what's happening in other cities in England, she sure as tit doesn't bother to read the international news.
Her level of political discourse is literally that of a teenager. All she ever manages is "Tories bad!!!"
Haha! That sandwich looks awful! Anyone, absolutely ANYONE can make a sandwich. And she took a photo of it! Hahaha
It might be an admin/typo error, but Jack's "crappy" bungalow is listed as being available from 13/02/21,
Hormones here too
Is 4 months a normal period of notice when giving up the lease on a property?
Because she blames him for her epic duck-up when she said that think about misty-eyed rhetoric wrt his poor sick son? She probably blames him for losing the Sainsbury's ads - instead of herself.
Maybe because she was at the G7 when he was there and had to watch him eat filet mignon while she just had a bag of crisps (according to Jack!). It's personal!
Hahaha. She's probably planning a big "I'm about to be made homeless" crisis 
Hormones? You know nothing about hormones, Jack has had hormones like no one else ever, she even enraged the 'chattering classes' What a bleep, even being nasty about her mum here: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/19/jack-monroe-little-bit-male-little-bit-femaleHormones here too
She can even orgasm just from a touch on the wrist.
Probably the end of the rental contract.
So what happened to the proposed mastectomies now she's hoiking the girls around in Rigby & Peller?
A three bed REAL bungalow up the road just sold STC, offers over £670,000
Hahaha. She's probably planning a big "I'm about to be made homeless" crisis
Valentine's weekend too. Hopefully no massacres, but plenty of misty-eyed rhetoric about herself and her boy being left homeless because ..... She Left!!
I wonder which south coast removal company will get the work?
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