Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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Ah yes, she doesn't have real marble surfaces so she MUST be poor. This person really believes she's desolate unless she has millions in the bank.
How has a person with a seven year long decade of cooking experience got absolutely no skill whatsoever. That risotto looks like lumpy wallpaper paste.
How has she managed to make risotto look like scrambled eggs with peas in it?
That is the smallest portion of disgusting cooking bacon in a risotto I’ve ever seen. May as well have not added it unless you’ve got another few slices chopped up under it. In all this tit about a £20 shop, what the hell is bombproof cupboard cheese?!
JACK, where’s the anchïoade recipe? It’s almost teatime....
That is the smallest portion of disgusting cooking bacon in a risotto I’ve ever seen. May as well have not added it unless you’ve got another few slices chopped up under it. In all this tit about a £20 shop, what the hell is bombproof cupboard cheese?!
JACK, where’s the anchïoade recipe? It’s almost teatime....
Why doesn't she just put it on any one of the pieces of Cotswold Furniture? Too fancy do you think?
Pease pudding hot, Pease pudding cold, Pease pudding in the slow cooker, three days old.I'm confused about the stock update. Is it still reducing? Is it still in the slow cooker? Is that why she dated it, so she knows when it's, like, 4 days old or whatever
To ask her to give the kid some charcoal as his flatulence is stripping the enamel off the teeth of his classmates?Why is Jack meeting the headteacher when she collects her 10 year son from school?
These things worry me
So many gifts, so few friends 
She’s probably desperately sending the Daily Mail story tip-offs about her “marble surfaces”, hoping they are having a slow news day with the actual celebrities
She would love to be one of those women the DM are weirdly obsessed with, posting articles every day about XYZ’s sultry Instagram snaps
She would love to be one of those women the DM are weirdly obsessed with, posting articles every day about XYZ’s sultry Instagram snaps
Bunging them in a curry..
I actually really like the first place one. Hundred percent would pay money for, over any of the crappy photographs that Jack produces...For the next time JM asks for doggo picsView attachment 274220
I really dislike when people describe food as specifically vegan, when it is just naturally vegan. I get 'vegan sausage' to differentiate from the more common 'pork sausage', but porridge usually/often is vegan anyway. It's like saying penne al pomodoro is vegan or a slice of watermelon is vegan. I mean, yes, you are correct, but I don't think anyone would describe a roast chicken as non-vegan. It just makes no sense to me.
I think part of the reason it's tedious is because it reinforces this stereotypes that vegan dishes are complicated, joyless or just a replacement for 'real' food. None of which are true and if you are a 90% vegan you should know this.
I made a worse one at the time
I had never seen ice cream scoops of butter, ever it never occurred to me, a mouthful of butter 
Babe, same. Ushuaia in Argentina seems pretty bleak.
Weirdly I think the risotto actually looks quite appetising in comparison to her identical brown slop photos - though I realise that's a low, low bar.
Her new 'Follows' seem to be publisher/editor heavy.. Has her publisher fecked her out of it?
it reminded me of mullered scrambled egg
No one, she’s lying again.
People don't gift stuff like this they sell them. It's just endless lies
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