You’ve got to put on your best traaaazers and hoof it down to the Groucho, pronto.What I want to know is where does Jack find these friends? Because I am in the market for friends giving out expensive electronic goods, fridges, Tracy Emin's and designer clothes. I have some amazing friends but they've certainly let the side down here and I shall be having a word!
And if you see Jude Law, tell him to sit the duck down
Genuinely, if she told me it was raining outside I’d still go to the window to check.I am pretty sure she said that you shouldn't cut sandwiches into triangles because the corners droop and you lose the filling, she argued at length with her son about it. Yet here we are with triple deck egg and shite butty cut into triangles. But I suppose that was THEN, and this is NOW.
What is with the pointless lies? I remember the sandwich convo she said she and SB had, was that not around about the same time as The Injury?
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