They love to serve scoops of whipped butter on pancakes at the US pancake houses.I made a worse one at the timeI had never seen ice cream scoops of butter, ever it never occurred to me, a mouthful of butter
So her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. ExploitativeAsda Smart Price frozen sausages. £1 for 20. According to Jack made of "arseholes, eyelids and bollocks" (I may have got those in the wrong order, but cba to dig up the original receipt). Used in her "cucina povera".
In a nutshellSo her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. Exploitative
I LOVED @colouredlines joke about Jack’s dumbfounded discovery of a lasagne’s layers HereIn 2014, she actually describes herself rooting through a ready meal lasagne to discover what the ingredients were in this new, complicated and apparently mysterious food:
"So, I bought one from M&S, unwrapped it, felt through that sticky white sauce and revealed layers of minced meat, tomato sauce and pasta sheets. Not so mysterious"
https://giphy.com/l3fZG8Gsb7bs9MZpKSo her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. Exploitative
And hereHormones here too
Wonder if that’s why she is ramping up the begging?It might be an admin/typo error, but Jack's "shitty" bungalow is listed as being available from 13/02/21,
SO ridiculous, she's literally at home alone all day and weekends too!View attachment 274834
This weird mum of a toddler cosplay nonsense again.
You're forgetting about the sentient mirror, pistachio milk, chicken livers etc...SO ridiculous, she's literally at home alone all day and weekends too!
https://giphy.com/cEOG7nGA7448MYou're forgetting about the sentient mirror, pistachio milk, chicken livers etc...
Bet Mary never expected that, bit like the Spanish Inquisition.How dare you! She once cooked for MARY PORTAS!
Sitting down and relaxing is all she does? I mean, she tweets every hour of every day from the sofa?
Not to be confused with a Rissole which is the piece of meat from around a pig's arsehole..Asda Smart Price frozen sausages. £1 for 20. According to Jack made of "arseholes, eyelids and bollocks" (I may have got those in the wrong order, but cba to dig up the original receipt). Used in her "cucina povera".
oh hell noNot to be confused with a Rissole which is the piece of meat from around a pig's arsehole..
Oh do fuck off David Jackola
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