Fraus - I am now questioning, am I Jack?! When I left my old job the other week they said I could keep my work phone! A random gift! (It's shit and they were going to throw it away otherwise so said I may as well keep it). Also found the bungalow! God I wish my house (well flat) was that shitty.How the fuck does she still have leftover anchoïade!? Did she make enough to feed the whole of Southend?
She must be the luckiest person in history:
*Gifted iPhone
*Gets sofa for free after it's delivered in error
*Gifted £250 William Morris curtains x2
*Finds Burberry scarves in puddles of mud/Westwood dresses in charity shops
*Finds Le Creuset dishes also in charity shops
*Gifted Emin painting
*Gifted £400 pizza oven
Have I missed anything? And why don't her followers wake up?
(P.s I'm not Jack. I was very grateful for the phone and didn't wail at it not being top of the range)