The Post Office don't restrict anyone's number of parcels you utter wanker.
Jack seems to exist in some sort of a time tunnel. Hasn't she heard of Hermes or any of the other kazillion ways of sending a parcel?
Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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Jack seems to exist in some sort of a time tunnel. Hasn't she heard of Hermes or any of the other kazillion ways of sending a parcel?
There’s loads of supermarkets taking on Xmas temps just now - she could easily fit work around SB and the time he spends with his dad. Especially as she says 3/4 weekends he spends with his dad - the weekends are usually the times hours are needed.
I used to get 1/4 weekends off but usually worked them and had other days off instead pre kids as I worked nights and got extra shift premium for working into the Sunday. I know they found ways to stop this just before I left but the principal remains the same about weekends needing the most hours And I’m sure a pattern could be found to suit 
I used to get 1/4 weekends off but usually worked them and had other days off instead pre kids as I worked nights and got extra shift premium for working into the Sunday. I know they found ways to stop this just before I left but the principal remains the same about weekends needing the most hours And I’m sure a pattern could be found to suit I was just thinking, why doesn’t she just do a digital photography course? It would be an easy and quick way to improve the terrible preset of her slop. But of course, she already thinks she’s great at it.
Maybe her local post office has brought in rules just for Jack?
Possibly after most of the things she claims to have posted she blamed them for loosing. Also because she was going around chucking kilos of her books in postboxes to the rim and crushing the residents of Southend who sent greetings cards.
Possibly after most of the things she claims to have posted she blamed them for loosing. Also because she was going around chucking kilos of her books in postboxes to the rim and crushing the residents of Southend who sent greetings cards.
I’m on a grunka/incy at the moment but was just scrolling through insta and this made me HOOT.
fair question, squiggle. Why is it in a bloody jug then?!
fair question, squiggle. Why is it in a bloody jug then?!
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Other post offices exist. For crying out loud.
She is absolutely exhausting. It's no wonder every woman she latches onto runs screaming from the bungalow after max 6 months.
Her backpedalling over stuff she reads on here is so obvious now. She's just spontaneously explained why the Post Office has her number, and that it's not an official line about not taking so many parcels.
She baffles me, if she put half as much effort into proper job hunting as she does with dicking about with stupid ideas she would be working already and paying her mortgage and saving a deposit to buy her crappy house that she hates but loves but hates but doesn't want to leave, but hates because it's cold, but it's her frigid house that she loves to hate.
Vlad screwing with us again. I wonder if that’s what the issue is-urchin jack spends a lot of time trapped under her weighted blanket and that’s why she can’t follow through on pretty much everything she promises?
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Photography? Completed it mate.
Regarding her post, she could also arrange for the packages to be collected from her, to save her a journey. Although then I guess she wouldn't be able to tweet about her solo struggle to the post office, with a rucksack weighing X lbs and get people to feel sorry for her?
I don't think that post office actually tell people not to overload the service. I am certain that is not the official line. I hope the people who work there don't get into trouble for saying that to her, if they did say it at all.
How the duck does she still have leftover anchoïade!? Did she make enough to feed the whole of Southend?
*Gifted iPhone
*Gets sofa for free after it's delivered in error
*Gifted £250 William Morris curtains x2
*Finds Burberry scarves in puddles of mud/Westwood dresses in charity shops
*Finds Le Creuset dishes also in charity shops
*Gifted Emin painting
*Gifted £400 pizza oven
Have I missed anything? And why don't her followers wake up?
She must be the luckiest person in history:Her 'second phone' is the only phone I haveHow poor are you again?
Oh sorry Jack, I just heard the panicked scream from your massive bungalow.....IT WAS A GIFFFFFFTTTTT
She's got so many gifts that bungalow could double for Santa's bleeping workshop.
*Gifted iPhone
*Gets sofa for free after it's delivered in error
*Gifted £250 William Morris curtains x2
*Finds Burberry scarves in puddles of mud/Westwood dresses in charity shops
*Finds Le Creuset dishes also in charity shops
*Gifted Emin painting
*Gifted £400 pizza oven
Have I missed anything? And why don't her followers wake up?
This surprises me; The 700D is the bottom end of the canon range, 7D/5D are considered top line. Surely a high level consumer and top photographer such as Jack would not settle for such a product?
Should I offer to buy her one? Maybe some squiggles can chip in too
(obviously I’m not dissing the camera just that she hasn’t gone for the more expensive!)
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yay. another photo of the sandwich 
also, it looks like she is still talking to matt haig. i genuinely did think they might have fallen out. oh well
also, it looks like she is still talking to matt haig. i genuinely did think they might have fallen out. oh well
Jack, if you start writing 'thank you' correctly (two words), I will delete my Tattle and Twitter accounts.
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