I’m totally up for that. We would’t even have to change Sulking room pink as I’m sure that’s more than apt and describes one of the many reading rooms in the shitty bungalow
I don’t mind doing the odd one now and again tbh it’s just the ads are monotonous plus I started seeing Jack’s face absolutely everywhere
I’m totally up for that. We would’t even have to change Sulking room pink as I’m sure that’s more than apt and describes one of the many reading rooms in the shitty bungalowCould a Frau with far superior computer skills than me set up a colour palette for her food à la Farrow and Ball?
We could call it, "Harrowing and Bore" and come up with some pretentious nonsense names for the particular colours of nasty she manages to make all her food have.
Some of that is quite personal info. Also 'dad has son 3-4 nights sometimes more' says it all for me. Clearly someone very close to the dad if it's not he himself going by the user name. I think it is actually him though. Jack frequented Mumsnet a lot back then didn't she? Maybe a large chunk of her audience was on there and started asking uncomfortable questions so poor dad had to post a disclaimer of sorts. Jack is a murky bastard.Your mentioning SB’s dad reminds me of this comment on the Mumsnet thread which was widely thought to from the dad himself. I know it’s been posted on here before but it’s worth a repeat I think because it speaks volumes about the dynamics between him (and probably the wider family) and Jack. Particularly this bit:
“His son wants for nothing has a stable and loving family despite his parents being separated it is just the case that the father does not promote his side as he has to try and keep the peace to be able to keep seeing his son as regularly as he can and so has to suffer people's misinterpreting the gaps left in the publicity machine around the 'single mother does good' bubble“.
Are you Brenda by any chance?Tbf, my slow cooker is a chalkboard one as well.
I've only ever drawn a dick on it, mind you.
According to R Jackie, it’s a Roman classic. She uses tinned mandarins, as you would in Italy of course. POBP and Parmesan to garnish.Orange fucking pasta? You animal.
At least we know she didn't use her tongueI hate how she's implying that she's loaded it and is pushing it all the way home herself.
Who's taking the fucking photo then?
Are they just standing about, watching?
The sardines if he eats the bonesWhere is her son getting his calcium from? No cheese, no milk. Yes you can SURVIVE on this and not be hungry. But why would you risk your child's health and purposefully not meet his nutritional needs when you quite clearly can afford to?
Perhaps this is why she’s never considered a bird for a pet...Chickpea and lentils followed by three and a half fishy boiled eggs? She must have sturdy bowels, I’ve got a gripey stomach just thinking about it
Who says their landlady’s garden when they are renting? When you’re renting it’s your house and your garden! You’re paying for the privilege. When is she going to realise she isn’t the only renter in the world?I am surprised she doesn't claim she is too poor to heat hot water and does with a bucket of cold water and carbolic soap.
With Mom and dear heart dad I see. WTF was Jay Rayner on when he said that? Normally he takes no shit. Maybe Jack force fed him slop.
Surely, if that was the point (it isn't) you'd buy exactly the same things for reference? Eg tin of beans, bag of flour, bottle of milk or whatever. Not buy different things every time. Also, most receipts are thermo printed now and fade stupidly quickly, so I'd not be surprised if the weirdo isn't just hoarding thousands of scraps of what used to be receipts in her 84 sideboards.
Same specs though
ETA this isn’t Jack’s face
So Fraus at the age of 30 (took a while for the Penny to drop eh) I came out to my Mum on Friday - is my pamphlet and manual in the post?!'Bookcase of lies!' HAHAHA! I like that!
She hasn't even got the pamphlet we all received as they administered the 'Gay Serum'..
She tagged people, so I assume they were genuine gifts. Shocking quality though, so she must've had them for a while before taking the pic (which was after her ex Instagramed a pic of gifts she'd received post split).I am certain some deleted tweets (natch) showed her with loads of flowers thanking people for sending her them. Those were I assume her arena flowers subscription that she sends herself.
I am sure elton john nearly went broke a few years ago due to his lavish spending on fresh flowers.
What I find a bit wtf is that she seems almost rather excited about austerity coming back (not that it really went away, it just became 'normal'What’s the likelihood that she’s just getting in early, hedging her bets before Brexit. Let’s assume that’s she’s correct, that after Brexit and with COVID that the economy will take bit of a downturn (hardly need a degree In political science or Global finance to assume this prediction that is otherwise all over the papers) and assuming then that a few of her peers may also go down the frugal route, cheaper options etc, then she’ll be perfectly placed to kick off and claim victimhood for having her niche stolen - or whatever it is that she moans about. She’s game playing.
Utter and total bollocks.
First day.'Military Bearing!' HAHAHA! Withoutmyself, she would have been beasted out of any service in the first 2 weeks. If that.
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