Jack Monroe #83 The case of the disappearing poverty manuscript and other short stories

[Toffee finger]

I’ve had a speed grunka through the end of the last thread. Titten and posting SB in his pants. Wtf. Yea so scared for your/his safety Jack

 

[Alansbigplate]

I reckon Matt’s always squiffy.

Also, Leo and Matt are separately so attractive. Why do they make such an unappealing combined man?

I dunno, I would and I’d thank him very Matt much

 

[MaggyMay]

Sorry but duck off, what sort of mother lounges around “napping” all day, having not had her kid all weekend and then announces she doesn’t have any milk or bread. Lazy bleep they are the basics, wtf have you done all weekend except post shite on Twitter! If I had nothing else in the house milk and bread would always be there. She’s such an idle fucker!

Honestly I was about to say I do this kind of thing (lazy and forget basics) but no, even *I* would make sure there was always at the very least bread and milk - esp on a Sunday!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I feel like that thread was a whirlwind but also not much happened

Welcome to Planet Jack: Real Time

ETA: @Alansbigplate, snap!

 

[MarmiteExtract]

@Incywincy maybe you need to start grunking other threads now to get that constant fix

 

[Geetbo]

Can I just request in the strongest terms that the word titten is never used again. NoW duck off.

 

[Emmapism]

Going to bed yes absolutely fizzing at being inducted into the thread title fam. Hella excited AF

Thanks babes. Now duck off x

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[bazzam]

laurence fox is an absolute bleep but I would very much like to see him shred JM to pieces.

 

[MrsOgre]

Jack is now too busy to make bread

 

[MaggyMay]

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*lever arch file avalanche*

 

[Geetbo]

laurence fox is an absolute bleep but I would very much like to see him shred JM to pieces.

Sophie’s choice really innit.

 

[Incywincy]

@Incywincy maybe you need to start grunking other threads now to get that constant fix

I was going to read JJ but that won't keep me busy for long

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Thread title writing fraus can I please request we have one that includes “Jack Monroe life”?

Reasoning: I was just on google trends again to look at the Hopkins effect (it was her most searched period, second was DKL!) which makes it clear why she’s getting in on the Laurence Fox bits. But in the last 5 years Jack Monroe life is hugely Googled too, can only imagine because IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE! Hopefully those curious find us now rather than some shite off the Guardian, but nonetheless we gotta speculate to accumulate !!

 

[Morrisey]

Jack is now too busy to make bread

If only she'd started making the bread when she first mentioned it this morning. Almost like she doesn't need bread and it's just an attempt at attention seeking.

 

[kachoochoo]

laurence fox is an absolute bleep but I would very much like to see him shred JM to pieces.

naah, Jack shredding him would be more satisfying. yeah she's a bleep, but he's a bigger bleep

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I wouldn’t sleep at night if I kept napping all day (combined with doing duck all).

 

[Silver Linings]

I loathe her followers.

 

[Eurgh]

Oh God what’s happened with Lawrence Fox? I hate them both so very much...

 

[Incywincy]

Thread title writing fraus can I please request we have one that includes “Jack Monroe life”?

#thread 84 Read about Jack's life as she looks for her next wife!

Eta forgot to include #thread