Nowhere near the double D's she claims..
Nowhere near the double D's she claims..
See M’lord, and you thought I was a wrong’unGood god.
There’s some very odd photoshopping going on here, too.
Your username sums up Jack.What kind of person poses for a sexy pic with a seriously ill kitten resting on their naked boobs and then decides it's a good idea to post said pic online?!
Not only is she exhausting but her actions are seriously worrying.
I think we've just written book 7 for Jack, dear heart, lets hope we get a share of the profitsLet's also consider the possibility that Jack's going to avert the apocalypse. After sampling her slurry the aliens find themselves the victims of what their culture will forever know as "the Sarfend Squits". Desperately they fuck off back home, leaving JM to be crowned as the most savioury saviour of the earth ever....
https://giphy.com/TIPKiXkdZjEdyStuart to be found dead from dehydration tomorrow morning.....
The ham is wet.I noticed the most recent ex posting on Twitter earlier today that she has a week off work. Coincidence that Jack chooses this moment to break out the tit pics?
Shall we do it as a game book?I think we've just written book 7 for Jack, dear heart, lets hope we get a share of the profits
In one interview she says 38E. She’s 5ft 1 (and 7/8ths) so they’d really look huge if true.Nowhere near the double D's she claims..
"Whoops" Of course we believe you. "What am I like! I hope no wealthy middle aged lesbians happen to see this when scrolling through my timeline, tee hee!"Re the boob pic. View attachment 265364
Is this a call to arms to her furry comrades?
<insert some disgusting furry picture here, would do it but I’m scared of getting told off for flouting gif rule>
For supper I used to have a red sauce sammidge
And the blur tool
I like tattoos. Some are pure art. These are not.I think her tattoos are really low quality and looking very faded. I quite like tattoos if done really well in general.
Just what I was thinking. Incredibly concerning and makes me feel quite ill.Is it just me, or is it really fucking creepy to be topless and have a cat lying on your tits? I'm not an animal lover so it might just be me!
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