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Alansbigplate
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It’s on a fucking sideboard oh my Christ
LennyBriscoe
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I think if you feel like that, it might be best to “ignore” that poster.
I don’t know if the moment’s passed again like last night and I’ve thought about saying anything because I never “do a chaos” but I was a little bit insulted by what you said last night about how you were luckier than some of us because you’ve never been poor, but the way it was worded jarred me at the time. And you came back and apologised and blamed it on alcohol.
I couldn’t give a shiny shit about possessions anyone has and our family was in poverty as a child and now I’m no means rich but I honestly couldn’t care less. You’re proud of your family and your possessions and that’s great. But we are all strangers from very different backgrounds with very different situations and if you acknowledged by realisation or by other posters that you were out of order and apologised yesterday, then would it not sufficient for Soul Rebel to do the same?
Silver Linings
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I feel sick that I shared that guys. I was looking at her, not him. I could honestly cry.
Alansbigplate
VIP Member
I’ve got an absolutely brilliant pick me up for both us and Jack this Sunday afternoon Fraus
Silver Linings
VIP Member
She toplessly said goodnight to everybody at 23.17. Did she then complete this hilarious feat au naturel, heating blazing into her draughty hovel?
Plus ça change.
Plus ça change.
GrunkaLunka
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Do you reckon Jack is following along in real time, or will she have to catch up later? Jack's been here from the start and has probably got a lever arch file of user names by now. Bet she can spot a rogue poster a mile off.
Don't worry Jack, we will get it back on track. Stay off the sideboard, we've got this.
Don't worry Jack, we will get it back on track. Stay off the sideboard, we've got this.
ReginaPhalangee
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Just gonna point out -
Jack: “im not posting SB anymore because awful online bullies take my pictures of him and use them for their nefarious ends”
Also Jack: “LOOKIT MA TIDDIES” posts pic of SB in his pants
Jack: “im not posting SB anymore because awful online bullies take my pictures of him and use them for their nefarious ends”
Also Jack: “LOOKIT MA TIDDIES” posts pic of SB in his pants
Veronicaaa
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Top results for the hashtag #suppernanny - another genius idea from Jack 
heretoreaditall2019
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my husband when we’ve gotta sell the house cos I wouldn’t stop calling Jack Monroe a furry:
PoorPatrol
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Post office packages thrown in the bin,Burberry scarfs and Asda George mittens...
(Were they actually Asda because they looked quite expensive and my initial thought was Ugg)
these are a few of her favourite things!
LennyBriscoe
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I talk about it a fair bit on here and part of that is down to my anonymity but it’s also because i get angry thinking she has this huge following and she’s irresponsible with what she puts out - if she hadn’t said she was in AA then I wouldn’t mention it in relation to her (or at all) because that’s a big no no. That Twitter poster must have seen her previous AA posts before they suggested a meeting, I would have thought.
I like to spread the word too, especially because there are still no meetings (you can go to the pub for 11 hours a day but you can’t go to an AA meeting...) you never know when someone might get something they need from a mention of the programme or the hopelessness of active alcoholism. But I hope if it’s too much, or there’s something that would be better behind a spoiler, someone would tell me.
@Incywincy welcome to real time! I’ve thoroughly enjoyed going back and reading what shite I’ve been spouting (see what I did there!) with your notifications. You must surely be 2020’s GrunkaLunker of the year
! And your prize...some greengage jam and 24 domino biscuits 
White working class northerner here (triangulate away!), supper is what you have as a snack before bed. So unless she's planning a book on how to make a bowl of cornflakes, some cheese and crackers, or a mug of hot milk, she can fuck off.I may be way out of line here, but WC people don’t say supper. In my actual experience, unlike Jack’s faux foray into not being utterly MC, white working class people in the southeast do not use THAT word. Having a “Mediterranean arse” and being skint for a couple of months, does not a working class person make, Jackie.
Supper. Ha!
I mean, I’m obvs happy to be corrected, but nobody says it round here! My mum would hoot up a lung if I said I was making supper.
My nan had one #suppernanny
Silver Linings
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Tangzhong? Invented it, mate.
LennyBriscoe
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See, this is why I would never make it as a business owner. If I gave my product to people to “plug”, I would not be happy if it got mentioned once and dumped behind the rabbit hutch. I’d be looking for:
* pizza night once a week, including winter, where they are eating what they’ve made
* pictures of offspring standing next to pizza oven in the obligatory “first day back at school” snaps
* the pizza oven brought inside and included in family Christmas pics
* the pizza oven to be featured in at least one cooking cartoon video. Oh no wait....
ReginaPhalangee
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wait...are you telling me it’s not pronounced “asseptible behayvya”??
GrunkaLunka
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I'll admit, I wasn't paying close attention but weren't several of those disgusting concoctions she made from the last £10 shop multiple servings? Just eat the leftovers??
Supper nanny is hilariously bad. Wtf is it even supposed to mean?! "Here Jack, can you look after my cheese toastie while I pop out for a while? I'll eat it when I get back."
Supper nanny is hilariously bad. Wtf is it even supposed to mean?! "Here Jack, can you look after my cheese toastie while I pop out for a while? I'll eat it when I get back."
Silver Linings
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Why doesn’t she check these things?! She’s such a wally. Another plot twist, the ‘tech guy’ is Cooper in a headset.Top results for the hashtag #suppernanny - another genius idea from Jack