Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

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SB's dad: Good news, sweetie! Auntie Jack's bringing round some of her special biscuits as a treat for your birthday!
SB's sibling:
SB's dad: don't worry dearheart, she didn't make them herself!
SB's sibling:

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I'm just making a box of stuff for the charity shop. Not sure whether they'll appreciate the Jack books I've never used. What should I do with them?
I recycled mine Didn't want people wasting their time and using up ingredients on stupid concoctions. I don't know about you guys but when I cock up a recipe it really dents my self esteem and I didn't want others thinking it was their fault!
 
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I recycled mine Didn't want people wasting their time and using up ingredients on stupid concoctions. I don't know about you guys but when I cock up a recipe it really dents my self esteem and I didn't want others thinking it was their fault!
Me too... Recycling box for them. I feel exactly the same, the recipes are terrible and I don't want her to have the publicity .
 
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https://giphy.com/tMPSeKEplOfK0 Ohhhh I was reading it as Cheap Wetham and thought it was a placename joke I wasn't grasping.

Sometimes I surpass myself
 
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You forgot the gold spray! (Recipe later)
 
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I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was no further mention of Asda £20 shops....she spoke about it for what, 10 days so that ship has probably well and truly sailed!
 
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She's finally admitted it on twitter... brace yourself for the truth, fraus...

 
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I also really hope that she doesn't actually play dominoes with the biscuits, cos who wants to eata biscuit that's been pawed at by her grubby mitts?

She's finally admitted it on twitter... brace yourself for the truth, fraus...

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Well, dunk my arse in sprinkles I'm shocked! Who could've guessed they were shop bought? (Hint: anyone with eyes).
 
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