Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

[Captainmouse]

Jack makes something edible shocker!

aka...iced some biscuits

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Why do I not believe she made those?
i can identify them for a start, but they are not blitzed, they have texture and form The are not green or muddy coloured

I am so close the threads now say Saturday, rather than the dates!!

Anyway, I saw this and was expecting some mention of it but I have gone past the date now. I know some people thought the account was Jack.. (I am aware that throughout my Grunka there have been what seems like many, many (post about a Burberry scarf ) posts removed so I don't know if there was something dodge going on).

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Whoop whoop!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

After those sideboard shots Vlad keeps trying to sell me pants.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

@Alansbigplate that was bleeping sorcery! Yes absolutely the pinnacle of the thread so far. I think even the maverick herself will struggle to top that.

In other news I make vegan shortbread and it's the bollocks if I do say so myself. The whole lot gets sucked and crunched.

 

[Captainmouse]

Were they included in her twenty pounds a week budget?!

yeah right, as if

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

yeah right, as if

I certainly don't remember any sugar decorations or walkers shortbread in her yellow sticker haul.

 

[Bugger13]

@Alansbigplate that was bleeping sorcery! Yes absolutely the pinnacle of the thread so far. I think even the maverick herself will struggle to top that.

In other news I make vegan shortbread and it's the bollocks if I do say so myself. The whole lot gets sucked and crunched.

Ooh-naturli butter? Bloody love that stuff, I swear it’s better than butter.

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Well I’m a really camp woman so evens

Wow well what an evening of revelations this has been! @Geetbo I keep imagining you as looking like your avatar so this is quite the shock!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

So has the cartoon security feature been dropped altogether?

She’s entered 2020 and decided to just give herself a new face every few days, like Khloe Kardashian does x

 

[Blurp]

OT but someone posted about Limmy a few pages back. I don’t really know his stuff but this reply about someone wanking to The Bill theme had me HOOTING so I thought I’d share with the Fraus. As you were.

I'm wondering when Jack will add this to the list of questions for the sheep.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Ooh-naturli butter? Bloody love that stuff, I swear it’s better than butter.

I'm in real time now. Usually with Naturli but it's hard to find so have turned to Flora vegan unsalted. It is legit amazeballs (will I punished for saying that) and works really well in buttercream too. Alan I've just seen your slop girls - freaky, amazing and freaky. I love Matt's expression. Also little Wednesday Adams, perfect for Halloween. You must be a bitcoin millionaire by now. Please please make more.

All this talk of balls makes me want to break out a gif. There was a really naughty cat one but I think this one is more fitting.

 

[colouredlines]

Bit late here (I've been BUSY), but congrats to @Incywincy, our very own Sisyphus, on nearly rolling the boulder all the way uphill...

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

@Breakdance Badass everytime I see your profile picture of yours it makes me HOOT!

What was she even thinking with those glasses man?

 

[Alansbigplate]

oh come on now @MuddyMysteryBurberryScarf take a bow and tell us all to duck off!

 

[Captainmouse]

After those sideboard shots Vlad keeps trying to sell me pants.

all sideboards need pants! Everybody knows that

 

[Walkdengirl]

Look what popped up my Instagram. Ina knows how to do food...

I love Ina

 

[Malacandra]

I'm behind again, but yeah. When I saw it, I was like 'wow, she actually made something.' Then I was like 'no wait, that's definitely walkers.' If you are making shortbread from home, you are more likely to have fork made holes than that distinctive pattern.

Plus I don't imagine shortbread being Top of the Biscuits for many 8 year olds.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

@Breakdance Badass everytime I see your profile picture of yours it makes me HOOT!

What was she even thinking with those glasses man?

I'm the same with @Begborrowsteal 's. Absolutey fecking brilliant. I need a new profile pic, feel bad now that Jackie Stallone has joined Viv rest their souls

 

[Walkdengirl]

Yep, I’ve listened to that. The American zero waste advocate is Venetia’s husband and she is incredibly rude to him.

She also claims that she wrote a seasonal food recipe book before anyone else was doing it, and that’s why it sold worse than any of her others hate to break it to you love but it was your most expensive book and it was after your initial fame had rubbed off a bit. Nothing to do with breaking new ground, not that you were anyway.

I remember listening to that while looking at my Sophie Dahl seasonal recipe book that came out years before hers amongst others.

Delusional knob end.

No one can be as scathing and receipt keeping as a disillusioned fan

We got a seasonal cook book when we got married in 1988

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I'm the same with @Begborrowsteal 's. Absolutey fecking brilliant. I need a new profile pic, feel bad now that Jackie Stallone has joined Viv rest their souls

@BeautifulTrauma's kills me.. That photo led me here.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I'm just disembarking from the Grunka Ferry (it moves slower than the train) and I'm vomiting into a bag. No, I'm not travel sick. It's the defiled Maverick gif. Wtf @Alansbigplate, why would you do such a thing? Cursed image.

I'm 10 years too late to comment on the updated Cotswold catalogue but....

It's only when you start to look at the unbelievable amount of high end tit she's crammed into that crappy bungalow that you realise just how disgusting her early lockdown tip jar rattle really was. She claimed to have lost 6 months (I think) earnings and shook the tip jar. That fucker wasn't exactly living hand to mouth was she? She wanted to be able to continue living the high life, spunking money all over the place and she got her followers (who are surely more likely to be poor because NICHE) to fund it. Those sweet people, thinking they're helping to put food in a child's belly and really they've paid for her next sideboard. bleeping hell.