The 'food' is definitely smegging!Ohhhhh I see now; the kettle is smeg, also the ‘food’
Disturbing? Pot Video, meet Kettle Avatar.Oh AlanThis gets more disturbing the longer you look at it.
I declare you a genius.She’s Jamie Oliver. Sporty is Matt Tebbutt. Don’t look at it, it’s a cursed image
Yeah I can see it! The whole thing is proper freaking me out tbf
Oh .... fuckJack is quiet. She must be on a big Grunka.
Oppenheimer? ' Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds'!I love your immediate disgust and horror at your own creation. Like Frankenstein, or that guy who created the nuclear bomb.
Well it is almost HalloweenOppenheimer? ' Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds'!
Not sure that this should be in thread about a woman passing off shortbread biscuits as her own creation but what do I know?
Stop it! I fucking love you I do, despite not having a clue!Well it is almost Halloween
We had a lot of spitty blowers in our family. The solution was to cover the cake in cling film before adding candles so it was still edible afterwards.ewwww...grubby, sticky little hands.
Not dissimilar to my pet peeve ofspitting overblowing out candles on a birthday cake then handing it roundThere's my line & it won't be crossed.
It's like the Hydra creature from Greek MythologyI don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore
https://giphy.com/3oGRFELrk7JkxxmdgIThe 'food' is definitely smegging!
Red Dwarf fan here.
Late catching up here too. I have a very common name that can be spelled 3 different ways and a surname that no one has ever heard of. After having both my first name misspelled and surname misspelled and mispronounced for all of my life and always having to spell it out phonetically it doesn't bother me as I'm just used to it. I never correct people if they misspell it, only if it's to do with something important.I know I'm ridiculously late and we've all moved on (that pesky work stopping my grunka again) and I don't want to defend Gregg in other aspects as I don't know him and have heard some generally bad things, but FFS the correct spelling of his name is RIGHT THERE in this cyclist guys tweet. He literally had to type it out correctly in order to tag him. It's the same line, literally two words before. And he still decided to misspell it. Maybe I'm just angsty because all my life my (pretty common) name has been consistently misspelt by teachers, friend's parent's, colleagues, baristas etc etc but it's not being a twat to want your name to be spelled right. Especially when you're asking for something from the person (yeah I know a tweet is hardly a big request, he could've just shut up and done it) and when they actually know the spelling.
Anyway that's my off topic jaunt of the day, time to take an extended lunch break and get caught up!
Eta I lol'd at him giving Jack wife tips. Maybe he can be her wingman with the next Mrs J? What are his ex's doing, maybe they fancy another round of Love Twitter??
Her exact words were "so we made some of my (quickly becoming a Monroe fam tradition) Domino Biscuits."
She said she made the biscuits, not decorated them. I think it is more than lying by omission this time. It is just plain lying.
She is emboldened by the fact that she has her Twitter locked, she can get away with anything and not be challenged.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no Joan Crawford..We had a lot of spitty blowers in our family. The solution was to cover the cake in cling film before adding candles so it was still edible afterwards.
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