The ikea mirror is clearly not sentient. If jack tries that, her fancy mirror will change the outfit & accessorise it differently during the night.
thread #80?
What a bleeping boring question to ask. Who gives a duck what Fiona from Slough does before she goes to bed each night? Jack clearly doesn't, hence the lack of replies from her.
I'd be tempted to write something smutty
I sweep, purely because we have wooden floors. The knee licker is terrified of the brush, I think he might die if we got anything like a Hoover
When I read your comments I always imagine it's the sentient mirror speaking
I vacuum! Twice a dayWait. What does everyone else do to the kitchen floor at the end of the day? Hoover every night?
I don’t get why she’s mopping as well. Probs to make out she does loads more than everyone else, but I do a quick sweep of the kitchen floor. It gets loads of food crap on it
Doesn’t sweeping take ages and then you’ve got to faff about with the dust pan and brush too? 
It’s okay squiggle she’s got Ocado coming Wednesday
So funny watching her squirm her way out of the £20 narrative whilst not admitting it’s just cosplay / poor fishing for donations.
What is written on her hand?When I read your comments I always imagine it's the sentient mirror speaking
Also loving the new pic @Emmapism. Another masterpiece @Alansbigplate - I hope Vlad is rewarding you generously.
Oh god, she's tweeting again.
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'Find what you love and let it kill you'
Like we haven't heard that before! *Shakes tip jar at first vet bill*
Aaaaghgh, the absolute cringe of setting up a camera and hamming up different facial expressions for a group of selfies - all to supposedly show how caught up you are in the writing process.
Oh dear. I doubt very much that Jackie is familiar with Kinky Friedman.
...which translated to Monroe means: ‘Find what you love and let someone else give it to you’.
