Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

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ChickenPorridge

IMO, she gives precisely zero shiny (ahem) shites about more children, it's just something she can go on about for attention on twitter.
 
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Tabitha D

I tried a Liz Jones podcast once and wasn’t able to get through it, it is diabolically bad. She does it with her assistant/side-kick and they both just drone on and on and on and on. They’re clearly both convinced they are comedy gold - THEY ARE NOT. I really couldn’t recommend it fraus.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

ChickenPorridge said:
I can't take mama-Jack seriously. If anyone is feeling sorry for her or actually believing this latest 'mourning for the other children she'll probably never have' sadfishing exercise, go watch the footage from the happy mum/happy baby podcast
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The ghost formations of Jack Monroe:
* Sad Victorian Ghost Child - link to my tip jar in bio
* Ominous tattle poltergeist - unwelcome guest rattling about
* Hissing horror movie demon - on that podcast & any time she speaks bitterly about alleged loved ones
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Who the fuck sweeps in 2020?

Does she think she’s one of Fagan’s urchins in the chorus for I’d do anything for youuuu ??
 
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Fraggle

WTH, she can barely look after herself. Cats tend to sort themselves out (unless they are sadly like the kitten ) Dogs are so dependent on humans, it’s not going to end well.
 
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blurstoftimes

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Sounds like a narc parent who’s ego is finding it difficult to accept that their kid is growing up and doesn’t rely on solely them as the centre of their universe anymore

Walkdengirl said:
It will get its own book deal, soar to the top of the best seller list and then jack will be its servant
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‘hi twitter - something awful just happened to me. An old french antique mirror looked me and my son up and down and said ‘John Lewis WiFi Trash shouldn’t be manufactured as a newer model’
 
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Tabitha D

Remember a few days back when she asked people to send her letters telling her how wonderful she is, addressed to her agent’s assistant? She even gleefully anticipated that the assistant would be in for a heavy week, having to deal with this deluge of mail.
Well, I wonder how that went? Cos she’s not mentioned it since.
<tumbleweed gif>
 
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traumatised sideboard

What we have here is Jack in real-time trying to come up with a believable excuse for why she hasn't (and won't/SHAN'T) finish this book on time.

 
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Switchstreetz

Ugh, I'd love to have a dog, but renting in a house share and working full time means I just can't.

Before you get a dog you need to know you can give it a good life. That means having the time, money and attention to spare.
Honestly, its a hell of a good idea to have a car too if you can, because what if your dog may need an urgent vet appointment at little notice and may not be in a fit state to get the bus? And even with insurance you may end up with medical bills and what if your dog needs a specialised diet or medication?

Jack dont do it. I know empathy for a living thing means nothing to you so think of this: the doggo may scratch your sideboardo and fight loudly with your catto, then rip up your scarfo.

Also you will have to walko it EVERY DAYO
 
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