I'm the scum scraped off the top of the rinsed lentilsI’m the 4 year old mustard she brings back to life every few months x
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eta the raw gut spilling tedium would probably be more amusing than this. please post it.
I'm really sorry you're experiencing this, it's really upsetting. A good friend of mine eventually got a hair topper to hide her thinning hair, which I know wasn't cheap, but really helped her confidence. It's a really difficult thing for a woman to go through. JM doesn't understand what actually thinning hair is, there's not a patch of it on her head.This makes me so fucking mad.
I think I may have commented on this before? But this is pure wank.
I have PCOS, and as a consequence since my mid teens my hair has been thinning. It thins considerably more during times of high stress and depressive episodes.
I know there are women who have it a lot worse than me, but I am not even 30 and I have significant thinning at the front of my head. So much so that in most photos I look partially bald.
I *HATE* this soo much. It's the thing I am most self conscious of than anything else, because there is no hiding that you can see my scalp. I used to have this beautiful thick hair, and now I have very thin and thinning hair that I know is only going to get worse.
I cannot see her scalp, I cannot see any patches or attempts to hide parts of her head where it is worse.
To be fair to Clippy he did work quite hard and was genuinely trying to helpI’m starting to feel sorry for the paper clip. I think he may have finally met his match.
It’s a full moon on ThursdayI think a CHAOS is building up.
It's not just the cost (though it *is* expensive), but - you all have said this already - it's the, uh, ~emotional labour~. I love my handsome son dearly but my god he's hard work! Slightly less so now than in the first few months, he's finally settled and secure, but I'm also something of a neurotic mess about him, constantly worried that something will terrible will befall him. He's a terrifying accident waiting to happen, whether it's choking to death on a block of stolen cheese or leaping into the middle of a busy road to chase a pigeon or get off his lead in a strange place and find himself lost - just a million imaginary scenarios which I can't help but worry about pretty much all the time.Who the fuck can’t afford fresh veg, but CAN afford two identical coats and a dog??
My dog just cost me £400 for pretty much nothing, and he’s insured! Jack. You are a lying cunt.
Babe, same. Plus those bagged mixed veg aren't really great value anyway, as you need to use them up quickly. You're better off just buying one type of cabbage, which, if stored correctly, will last a while. Ditto carrots. And frozen sweetcorn is cheap and there'll be no waste at all.I love a yellow sticker bargain but there are certain things I draw the line at. 1. bagged salad 2. bagged stir fry veg 3. most bread / bakery items (honourable exceptions are things like ciabatta and, yes, bagels, which can be immediately frozen). The first 2 go slimy and disgusting and are basically not fit for use when they've reached their due date, and I can't bear stale bread / donuts, for all the saving you're making it's better just to buy full price if you're able to.
ETA completely off-topic but this made me laugh a lot this morning -
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nutribulletHelp, Fraus! I went to ASDA tonight and got a birthday cake yellow-stickered down to a quid! Any suggestions of what I can do with it?
It's a Disney princess cake in case that makes any difference.
Loads of people in her mentions (on facebook and twitter) have been telling her about the Too Good To Go etc apps - you know, the ones which alert you to the deals from local supermarkets / shops / restaurants at the end of the day, where you can pick up a box of wonky veg etc for, like £3 or whatever. I wonder why she hasn't mentioned them yet.Exactly. It's another example of how little she likes food: she only goes to the supermarket. Buying spices from Asian grocers is just good sense; so is going to the market. If you only need a small amount of meat, it can be more affordable to go to the butcher. She is food-illiterate.
Now I'm wondering is Jack winding Louisa up, or is Louisa winding Jack up? 20 years is an incredibly long time to wait to get another dog.
I'm beginning to think they are actually more similar than we've given them credit for. Dare I say, made for eachother?
I'm wondering whether Louisa might have told Jack that she's thinking about getting a dog, and that's what brought this on, as a way to wangle her way in to Louisa's life again? Or just plain copying her? Hopefully it will be forgotten about in a day or so.
Definitely made for each other. The moment they started giggling like two immature schoolgirls while hiding THAT MAN'S books in the bookstore told me they deserve each other.
Co-op Cypriot feast and Waitrose parmentier potatoes all over again: the only time Jack can make her food look passable is when it’s bought ready-made from a supermarket. Imagine Mom getting caught putting a Tesco Finest Cauliflower Cheese on her socials...
It really brings out your eyesEvening you mithering ninnies
Looks like my very rough estimate of Jack's homework due date was off by about a week! I think I based it on a 40 day deadline she was banging on about on Twitter. No doubt that was then deleted so as to make me feel like I'm tripping bollock sausages. She's a tricksy one that Monroe!
I love my new avatar so much. Thanks again @Alansbigplate I keep looking at it and HOOTING
That is beyond disgusting.