Aww, Barbara is so sweet-jings! Just answering a question and old big mouth jack has to spit at her. Vile.I’ve found the tweets where Jack was talking about living on £3 per day. It was part of the Annunziata (and Barbara) pile-on (which later gifted us the unforgettable “Potatoes”).
I was just going to say this!It’s a full moon on Thursday![]()
It’s the worst phase of her so far. I don’t care about her book but this fiddling while Rome burns is excruciating to witness.I do love Jack's code for going off for some big daytime snores. She is in a huge state of denial about her life right now, and is simply in survival mode.
Anyone else wondering what the huge, HUGE photo shoot is going to be?
Whatever it is, I hope it's inspired by one of @Alansbigplate photoshop masterpieces.
and sweary cos working classSwarthy...because ethnic
An incredibly mild thing to be irritated by in the grand scheme of things, but you just know that Jackie is one of those bellends who neglect their skin and scrub it to death with a scalding flannel but they’ve never had a spot and it always looks perfect. She doesn’t deserve nice skin and hair, and it makes me mad.
It looks like you’re lying about writing a book, need some help?This is better than the mona lisa alan! your photoshops always make me laugh so muchimagine this popping up on your pc though *shudder*
"It looks like you're trying to access Microsoft word. Get to absolute fuck. Heres the link to my patreon"
Don't you know her time is precious and time is money. Those 100 mins there and back not too mention the twenty mins to walk round is quite alot time she could put to better use tweeting about everything that had happened to her in her whole life twice over.I don’t get how a 50 minute walk to Lidl (probably actually 5 then given this is Jack) would negate any savings she made? Does walking cost money in Jack’s strange world or something?
I’m the E. coli salad bags. I am currently experiencing all-pervading self hatred and an overwhelming sense of doom.I see that some of the food items have been in the smeg so long that they too have developed sentience, and joined a forum.
Ok, fess up, which one of you is actually the pistachio milk?
From one published author to another, stop talking shite.