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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK A BECHAMEL!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK A BECHAMEL!
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I’m the 4 year old mustard she brings back to life every few months xI see that some of the food items have been in the smeg so long that they too have developed sentience, and joined a forum.
Ok, fess up, which one of you is actually the pistachio milk?
This is so true. Jack thinks she’s George in the famous 5 (the doggo could be Timmy). Sadly for her, she’s way more Gwendoline Mary from Malory towers.Still a very new follower of Jack so I’m sure this has been covered but.......Why on earth does she write everything as if she’s Enid Blyton?
That style of writing is ok if you are in fact Enid Blyton. She writes about her daily life as though she is a character in a novel set in the 1800’s. Everything so floral and elaborately described. I imagine her imagining herself padding down the hallway at night with her slippers on. A glorious and hearty midnight feast of tinned sardines, tinned peaches, thick slices of ham and lashings of ginger beer accompanying her. Grinning mischievously at her ruddy cheeked companions - oh what bricks they all are! Not a negative nelly as far as the eye can see. Hoping that swarthy matron doesn’t scupper their well thought plans....
She’s exhausting.
Agree. I can actually really relate to Jack's multi-track mind, inability to complete anything and procrastination because I see a lot of it in myself as I'm on adult ADHD diagnosis waiting listThis book business is actually making me quite anxious - seeing someone on a procrastination spiral is awful.
FFS Alan!Lovely new thread @Pocahontas thank you. Jack also got the nation using #POBP the cheeky little goblin.
at the end of the last thread there I noticed @Fraggle has a profile pic that I couldn’t discern whether it’s of some unruly labia or cheap wet ham and reader on zooming in...I’m still not sure
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It’s okay squiggle she’s got Ocado coming Wednesday So funny watching her squirm her way out of the £20 narrative whilst not admitting it’s just cosplay / poor fishing for donations.
And where’s the hat and jumpers she has to wear in her freezing tiny bungalowShe looks like Dennis Nilsen with those fucking glasses on. She’s such a try hard.
Also, let’s remember she set up a self timer to take those photographs - for some added cringe.