Montrachet
Chatty Member
This is a piss-take lasagne, surely?
Not sure - too BUSY now waiting for Jack to post on this gem of a Twitter thread.
This is a piss-take lasagne, surely?
Was the spare coat in a charity bag or was it in bag that had clothes in to give to SBs brother? Or do you consider his brother a charity case?View attachment 258775
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Wishing you hadn’tmade it upsaid anything?
'plain English'.....PLAIN English?! Errr Jack is a florrid word vomiter, not a user of plain English!View attachment 257631
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2011 you is not relevant!!!! With anything. It’s 2020, nearly 2021. I hate this implied experience, whether it be ‘fame’ or various posh partners that have taught her all these farking big words to talk all proper like View attachment 257633
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As has been said many, many () times, imagine NigellaMom responding with this level of preofesaionalism.
My eyes! My eyes! What the actual fuck is that?!
Sounds like a narc parent who’s ego is finding it difficult to accept that their kid is growing up and doesn’t rely on solely them as the centre of their universe anymore
‘hi twitter - something awful just happened to me. An old french antique mirror looked me and my son up and down and said ‘John Lewis WiFi Trash shouldn’t be manufactured as a newer model’It will get its own book deal, soar to the top of the best seller list and then jack will be its servant
I'm always bewildered by people buying ready-made sauces. They are very expensive and usually don't taste great. You can make a great satay sauce using peanut butter, soya sauce, chilli (flakes or a squeeze of chilli sauce), ginger (frozen is good) and garlic and a bit of water. Will it reach the heights of a more complex satay? No, of course not. But it's a simple sauce that can turn some stir fried veggies on a bowl of rice into a meal. Yes, the initial ingredients cost more than one sachet of satay sauce and I get that there might be a situation where you have empty cupboards and only a few quid, however, these are extreme situations that frankly we should fight against rather than provide survival tips for. No one should ever be in that situation in the first place.I looked through £20 shop and was genuinely bewildered and not a little concerned at what she was feeding to her son and encouraging others struggling financially to eat. I'm vegan and skint and I'd never waste money buying, say, tinned beans. Why not buy dried beans, cook them yourself and spend the money you've saved on decent noodles, rather than the cheapest shit Asda can offer? Why buy that jar of sauce and the packet sauces, when you could make something with far more goodness in yourself? Why buy biscuits? Make your own. And so it goes on. Just because people are poor doesn't mean they're fucking idiots or deserve to eat shit. Cooking beans, making sauces, baking biscuits... even if you can barely cook, these things are not difficult
Yes, but before cooking, no?Actually, it’s pretty standard for south Asian and other ethnic people to rinse their lentils. You rinse until the water is no longer cloudy. We also do the same with rice.
The main problem with the Andre is that, twat though he is, I would still smoke him like a fine cigar.Alan! You make me lol every day, at least once. Not just me, of course, lots of us.
I also really dislike Peter Andre.
What’s she talking about?! Patchy hairline?
Cannot this enough.This dog thing is really upsetting me. It’s all about what a dog can do for her. What about what a dog would need from you, you selfish twat?
Do you really think a dog wants to put up with your unstable thinking/life???
You moan about responsibility yet want more?
what if your landlord gives you notice or something else happens and you need to move house and can’t find another house that accepts dogs?
You are pleading financial instability but want to take on the great financial cost of looking after a dog properly?
some days you can’t walk because of all your ailments, will the dog walk itself?
are you going to call him nasty names when he doesn’t fit in with your life?
in your “headspace”!!!!
I’m sure a dog has no wish to be in yours you self absorbed piece of shit.
now get to absolutely fuckety fuck.