Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

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This is what Virginia Woolf did and she was a deeply troubled lady. Why would you say such a triggering thing. Not cool!
 
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I think in a later comment she said that Mrs J got BANISHED from evil old tattle for daring to defend JM from us evil haus fraus... It's such a great lie these guys tell to make tattle look like an utter shit hole, but there's literally a rave sub-forum for fans of influencers etc?

Seems like Mrs J III didn't want to make her dear heart a lil thread there did she
 
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This is what Virginia Woolf did and she was a deeply troubled lady. Why would you say such a triggering thing. Not cool!
Jack has form on this. Implying rather than stating directly, so that nothing has actually been said.
Back in thread #51 there was a potentially triggering Insta story which upset quite a few of the coven.
 
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I believe the break up was real as she is definitely acting out like a person with a broken heart.
 
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She can only 'imply' or Social Services would have that kid off her in a flash.
 
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It was Lake Baikal, and the concerned men were Vlad's first attempt to take down Britain's sweetheart with a poison-tipped nutribullet. When the mission failed, he turned to Plan B...us.
 
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Of course our dear heart had something to say on Jack's supermarket sharing her name. Bold of her to assume she has functioning taste buds if she thinks all green herbs can be substitued for each other.



Now I ain't no influencer but surely if you want a brand partnership the best thing not to do is write an entire article slagging them off?! Also, after MistyEyedRhetoricGate, what supermarket would touch her with a bargepole?
 
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She can only 'imply' or Social Services would have that kid off her in a flash.
I'm not sure that social services could take a child from a parent in a dark place tbh, but they would probably offer support. Millions of children would be in care if that was the case.

PS - I didn't replay in the last thread @lilamay, but I did miss anorexia off the list and love it that you counted the ailments!
 
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They would not Not unless there was a serious risk of immediate harm.

I keep banging on about this because it is such a dangerous message to parents- seek help for your mental health and risk losing your children.
 
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<Morgan Freeman voice> and no shins were kicked that day...
 
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They would not Not unless there was a serious risk of immediate harm.

I keep banging on about this because it is such a dangerous message to parents- seek help for your mental health and risk losing your children.
Apologies
 
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She really is such a mithering turnip, what fucking cheese you numpty? If she didn't know why Jack's is called Jack's does she have any idea how Tesco's got its name? For someone so obsessed with clarity and detail she seems oddly uninformed about the simplest of things.
 
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I imagine the poor Tesco intern who was tasked with dealing with Jack's attempts at "reaching out" thought "Who's this gobshite and why does she think we'd be remotely interested in partnering with her?", took one look at her Twitter, then carefully filed her correspondence in the cabinet marked "bin."
 
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