Like go to Aldi and buy their own brand cream. You can get at least 3 pots for a tenner. Stop trying to make people feel sorry for you Jack by pleading poverty over bleeping moisturiser. duck off, and take your leeks on toast with you.
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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A few times I've been asked on the street to come into a room do taste testing for (what I can remember) pies, cider and ham [I don't even eat ham, but they were paying a tenner so]. Gonny say I was a paid consultant on all of these items now.
Yeah, I usually spend under three quid which gets me something that keeps my skin feeling comfortable because I understand science and how skin works so there's no point lashing out on miracle cures for inevitable ageing and the consequences of your gene pool.
I’m certain Ocado has some moisturiser in stock.
As if Jackie would ever do such a thing
It's more likely to forcefully eject itself back out.
Also, Allegra ceased being active in Leon a long time before she met our pal (she remains a shareholder) so I even doubt that scenario.
Came on here to mention just this! Jesus Christ I cannot believe people are volunteering to send poor old budget Jack moisturiser. Apparently a wish list would feel ‘far too self indulgent’One of her followers asking her if she has an Amazon wishlist
Yes, she should set one up while she's swinging in her £400 garden hammock
She does have a penchant for embellishment though.
Probably something like:
JM makes something slop-like. Allegra / random dinner party guest compliments it (no option but to), and says "I can imagine this on the menu in Leon!"
Hundreds of iterations of the story later in JM's mind this becomes:
"I created dishes for half a dozen household name outlets."
So stretching the truth just the teeeeeniest bit by referring to it as a hotel room.
I did think she could ask her mate Sali for a #presssample
Amazon productOne of her followers asking her if she has an Amazon wishlist
Yes, she should set one up while she's swinging in her £400 garden hammock
You can't get much better cheaper than The Ordinary and it's more like £5.
PLEASE let this be the start of a beautiful friendship with fellow anti tattle crusader Sali Hughes. The ultimate internet drama crossover, the content we deserve for lockdown 2
Nothing wrong with a generic tub of emollient cream. Use that to wash with and you don't even need moisturisers when you've got Psoriasis.
Anyhow, along with most of us who have actual autoimmune shite going on and are genuinely on the vulnerbale lists, I'm off for a flu jab now. Back later to see what further shite has piled up in my absence, fraus!
Anyhow, along with most of us who have actual autoimmune shite going on and are genuinely on the vulnerbale lists, I'm off for a flu jab now. Back later to see what further shite has piled up in my absence, fraus!
She won’t create an amazon wish list because she doesn’t actually want cheap bits, she wants lots of people donating so she can buy nice bits DUH !
Also I appreciate £10 is a lot if you’re on a tight budget but I cannot believe we are seeing a woman who’s spent over a grand on just three items - mirror, scarf, and hammock - complain about £10?
Also I appreciate £10 is a lot if you’re on a tight budget but I cannot believe we are seeing a woman who’s spent over a grand on just three items - mirror, scarf, and hammock - complain about £10?
EXCUSE ME! I think that you will find that I invented these 30 years ago but flavoured with curry spices for drinkies nibbles.What snack is she talking about in the 2019 excerpt?
ETA never mind I found it https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2019/03/18/spicy-snack-peas-recipe/
Further ETA - very inventive, Jack
Jesus wept
Affiliated link yeah babes? You might get a few pennies from it?
Re: the high street restaurant consultancy stuff, something in the back of my mind was telling me that I once read (in one of her books I bought before I realised what a bullshit merchant she is) a comment that alluded to her doing recipe development for Nandos (it was something peri-peri related at least).
So I had a quick flick through her two most recent culinary bibles to see if I could find the excerpt...and I couldn't, but I DID unwittingly come across a description of her essentially having an orgasm when sucking anchovy butter off her fingers for the first time.
No need to thank me for that mental image.
So I had a quick flick through her two most recent culinary bibles to see if I could find the excerpt...and I couldn't, but I DID unwittingly come across a description of her essentially having an orgasm when sucking anchovy butter off her fingers for the first time.
No need to thank me for that mental image.
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