Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

[Silver Linings]

Waiter, Waiter, there’s a hair on my plate.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

But weren’t the two leather jackets, bought out of spite, Burberry?

Wow! You couldn’t make this up which ironic because it is...

 

[Bookweevil]

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[Bugger13]

Nearly 500 tweets since she reactivated but absolutely wasn’t coming back.

Her reply to the tweet up thread. “It’s not just me”. Good lord the self importance. View attachment 255520

The arrogance. I knew she wouldn’t dare be snippy to that person who works for the nhs & has been homeless. Probably hoping some of her moronic fans fly to her defence. I’d love to know exactly what jack has done (without benefitting herself financially or career wise). She lies so much that nobody can believe anything she says but I’ve seen zero evidence of anything tangible.

 

[Harrybosch]

£10 for a moisturiser is hardly a stringent budget.

Aldi beauty products are cruelty free, mostly vegan and their moisturiser is around £1.50. Superdrug has a cheap, fully vegan range. She's an idiot.

 

[Bugger13]

I'm just amazed our favourite poverty activist didn't give it to one of the homeless people she meets at one of the soup kitchens she so regularly volunteers at #notveryaltruistic

Haha, yes-could’ve sold it on eBay & given the money to a food bank surely? Her stories are less believable than the shit kids invent when they’re 8. Even the jackolytes must be clenching inwardly but too scared/polite to comment. It’s just so embarrassing.

No, it’s actually not Stuart.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Honestly I know I’ve read several pages, but I can’t get past fish paste in soup. I just can’t.
stop peddling this shit to the poor. Stop peddling this stuff so Tories can go ‘oh you can eat well on £1 a day, look what Jack does’.
It’s awful, experimental student fucking cooking.

I’ve now had a hideous student memory of people making instant mash with curry powder sandwiches (don’t copy that Jack -I’ll copyright it).

 

[Silver Linings]

Just dropping this utter nonsense before I head out.

*Scampers*

 

[Bookweevil]

As expected she is so puffed up and full of her importance that she’s speaking on behalf of ‘Marcus’, who she had retweeted. View attachment 255474View attachment 255476
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”Not sure if this is aimed at me (someone who‘s done fuck all in this in relation to other people, but is struggling to pinpoint the right Viv Westwood *God rest her soul* outfit that strikes the appropriate destitute urchin vs totally hot maverick balance) or the person who’s lived the life I’ve pretended to and struck it rich through hard work and talent, despite not posing on sideboards.”

 

[Toffee finger]

Anyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?

I’m in quite a few, no Burberry scarves popping up on the search. But as Jack said this was many many years ago so it’ll have been removed now. That is definitely why nothing comes up and not because it’s a lie..

On the Southend Crimewatch page someone had their car broken in to a couple of years ago and a Burberry scarf was one of the items stolen.

 

[Dogmuck]

I mean come on guys give the girl a break, you’d also get a massive tweet wide on about cheese and leeks and any other food type you could name if you’d just, by chance, discovered a detty old piece of cloth in the ground and to your absolute amazement it turned out to be a £300 + designer scarf.

 

[Thymian40]

Fraus, I need to make a key lime pie but have no limes, can I use vinegar, or bottled lemon juice?

I only had lard in so am making the base with that, will it be OK?

Yes, absolutely! X

Pro tip: If you run out of real keys then it’s absolutely fine to use the ones off the Tesco Finest Sardines in Chili Oil cans, too!

 

[Tabitha D]

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We’ve all see Jack’s technique for cutting up a leek (in one of her Comic Kitchen videos), and I don’t think it’s anything Allegra would want to be associated with.

 

[Silver Linings]

Tiger rolls are stale by the end of the day and never freeze/defrost properly. What a waste of her pennies. She is utterly insufferable.

 

[Silver Linings]

Phone(s)

 

[Saint_clemmie]

View attachment 255296As can you if you start this bullshit up again.

But don’t you need to already have the app to receive updates Jack?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

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Phone(s)

This manic tweeting about the leek bread is to quickly move on from scarf questions

 

[Alansbigplate]

we don’t know if Phil Schofield likes wet ham.

I watched him on This Morning with Holly holding his hand and he told her he’s defo not into wet ham

 

[blurstoftimes]

She really needs to find another high profile media/food industry lesbian to lure in otherwise her professional future is looking very bleak indeed

 

[Alansbigplate]

All the while our tireless, selfless activist is..... sharing panic inducing images of empty shelves and claiming it's completely possible to feed 2 people on £20 a week (whilst not actually managing to achieve that herself). Possibly clawing at the floor as per, she hasn't mentioned that in a while though so wouldn't want to mither on about something I know FUCK ALL about x

What she’s doing is going against everything the movement is standing for and working towards. They say no child should go hungry she says they only need 200cal meals. They say no child should live in poverty she says it’s possible to provide 5 portions of fruit and veg each day for a week for £20 for one child and one adult. She’s clinically thick if she thinks they’d touch her with a frickin barge pole