She’s changed her tune on the free-range meat front
Also, isn’t this exactly the sort of TV show she *did* want to do, so much so that she pinned that ARM tweet for months?
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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Also, isn’t this exactly the sort of TV show she *did* want to do, so much so that she pinned that ARM tweet for months?
Towel Folder (?!!!)Just so we know, she’s ‘generally mostly a hard rational and not hysterical person.’
Brava our beautiful princess, known as Amonute
For all the new frau/maven/people that can spell or understand what words mean, this is the current list of the jobs our wee Jackie has claimed so far. This is not trolling, this is what Jack Monroe has said herself.
Bar worker
Body Shop representative
Busker
Call handler - Essex Fire and Rescue Service
Chip shop worker
Craft business owner
Sex worker
Starbucks (barista?)
Sunday school teacher
Supermarket worker
Harvester worker
Stand in for Ruby Rose in a Stooshie video (one of our v funny times)
Accountant
Author
Book reviewer
Chef (not a chef)
Creative director (I think that this was around the time of the Washington Post interview)
Diarist
Food blogger
Food consultant
Trainee pharmacy dispenser
Food stylist
Journalist
Media manager
Patron of 9 charities
Photographer
Poet
Political activist
Publicist
Radio show personality
Recipe developer
Reporter
Sales manager
Singer
TV presenter....and mum
Pastor
Prophet (although tbf this is wat others called her)
Firefighter (we know she wasn't but she said she was)
Pharmacist
Take a look at the comments on the kickstarter campaign, some real gems there when she deigns to respondOmg fraus, what have I just found?Under this old Guardian recipe of hers, Jack spotted someone making critical (but correct) comments and replied! Have you ever seen the likes of it?
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And again on this recipe:
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Oh and again here!
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Blimey sorry didn't expect to find so much!
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Some things never change.
If she is that other account how the floof does she have time to muck about as her alias and herself and then write I am guessing at least 1000 well researched words and then do all her house tit?
After this she should do a day in the life off and give us tips in how to fit so much into a standard day.
After this she should do a day in the life off and give us tips in how to fit so much into a standard day.
I wondered - what feels like 3,000 threads ago - if anyone knew why JM lost the Guardian column. All has now become clear! ‘People would do well to remember...’ is a particular favourite, although clearly it only applies on this one occasion as JM’s career rests precariously on people not remembering anything she’s claimed about her past in any detail.Omg fraus, what have I just found?
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Blimey sorry didn't expect to find so much!
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Babe, get over the wine thing
Saving this as a riposte to Mr Bookweevil the next time I make a squiffy tit of myself!That mans pregnant pasta is really good and works with veggie sausages!
What a piece of work.
My kids favourite tuna thing was just with pasta.
Quick, cheap, easy and zero effort for a midweek tea.
Boil up pasta and drain. Add some frozen sweetcorn. Add can of tuna. Stir in some mayonnaise.
Not exciting but easy peasy and cheap, not to mention edible.
Dammit... I was grunkalunkaing and was late with Spodo Komodo!Father Spodo Komodo
She hates food so much. Everything she makes looks like roadkill or that it has been driven over by a tank. When you add the fact her photos are all out of focus there is not one thing she has shared that has made me think, yeah I wanna cook that
omg the plea!! The shamelessness. Why does she get her fans to do everything. If she's had loads of offers just get back in touch with those?!anyway, I noticed this yummy scrummy gratin was tagged in "entertaining" (ye gods it is) and I thought what else does she think is suitable for entertaining? so I had a scroll.
in amongst the bleak brown offerings, I thought oh this looks ok, you know, there's large bits at least
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then upon studying said recipe, it concludes thus
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"make a slurry"
followed by a plea to get her on the telly.
some things never change
(btw cannot get 'fingered half a leek' out of my head. will definitely be having nightmares for the rest of the week)
Did she reply to her own column? I have honestly never seen that before, normally the writer of the column just puts it out there and that's it, unless they do it under a fake name.
I am sure she has contacts, just chooses not to use them.
Here's a little tidbit from her Allegra days:
MsJackMonroe orionthehunter
19 Mar 2015 12:35
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No. And as I have said many times before, I would not even consider entering That House until my children are older. At the moment I'm enjoying putting them to bed, reading them stories, cuddling them until they fall asleep, without writing off three evenings a week. Our family already has to plan our diaries with military precision, and there is more than enough evening work already. I also think that if people elect an MP they expect them to do their day to day constituency work, not gallivant about on television and up and down the country with cooking projects. So right now, no, I'm not looking to stand for Parliament, or council, or anything like it.
She'd been with her partner for five minutes and was already assuming the part of parent over the other child.
Thank you @lilamay for uncovering this new content! An embarrassment of riches!
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Firstly Marcus Rashford is lovely
Secondly what an absolute contrast in tweets, imagine being able to raise awareness without trying to cause distress & panic to vulnerable groups (the poor with her stock piling tit / the unwell & pregnant as proven by that horrid interaction with the squiggle yesterday). This is from a young footballer, not a self professed food bank crusader? The difference is MR’s family actually lived the life Jack describes, so he actually gets it.
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terrible story if true but surely, and perhaps this is a bit morbid, but surely this death scream phone call would have made the news?
She genuinely believes she is entitled to be on TV.
Can you imagine Natalia pitching her?
TVExec'So,, has your client done TV before?'
Natalia'yes'
TVE 'do you have a showreel?'
N 'not really, but she did do 2 weeks live telly for the BBC'
TVE 'oh fab, is it on IPlayer?'
N 'um, no. But she did do a collab with Hellmans'
TVE 'ok, we'll contact Hellmans then'
N 'please don't'
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