No, I've never mentioned Tattle to anyone, but tonight I was chatting on IM to a friend and the conversation led to Jack Monroe. She said that she put in the searchterm bootstrapcook and accidentally typed bootstrapcock . She said that she saw an account Ruby something.
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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How dare you!! I’ll have you know that Jack has highly sensitive tastebuds (self proclaimed). Except when displaying COVID symptoms for...oh...twenty minutes.
And if I want to target someone who does have a blue tick (Walliams, THAT MAN, the Rees-Mogg woman, etc) I can just work up my followers into a frothing rage on my behalf, set them loose, then delete everything once the damage is done and pretend it never happened!
Risking her wellbeing? Oh duck off with the victim tit jack, you get nothing but arselicking on Twitter. And the only risk to wellbeing is for the poor souls who assume you produce recipes that are actually edible and attempt them.
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I wonder if this squiggle from way back in 2014 ever found their way to the Coven.
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The baby has started sleeping through the night (praise be) but noone has told my boobs so instead of enjoying the rest, I'm lying here with uncontrollable milky tit fountains, having a good old Grunka. Please do enjoy that mental image.
Catching up has made me nostalgic for simpler times when lots of us started working from home. We'd convene of a morning, mute our zoom calls and settle in for a good DKL watchalong. It was such an unsettling and tense time in the real world and these threads and Jack's antics were such a good escape. Ah, Fraus, I'm tired and emotional but we've had some fun, haven't we
But to the point - I unfollowed Jack on Twitter about 5 years ago because I couldn't deal with her pattern of dramatic flouncing only to return within 48 hours. It's unbelievable to me that with the passing of 5 years and 3 therapists on speed dial, she has achieved exactly zero emotional growth.
Also, falling under the train remains my favourite of her bullshit. Under a train? Under? Fucks sake.
*A fire? At sea parks? Gif*
Catching up has made me nostalgic for simpler times when lots of us started working from home. We'd convene of a morning, mute our zoom calls and settle in for a good DKL watchalong. It was such an unsettling and tense time in the real world and these threads and Jack's antics were such a good escape. Ah, Fraus, I'm tired and emotional but we've had some fun, haven't we
But to the point - I unfollowed Jack on Twitter about 5 years ago because I couldn't deal with her pattern of dramatic flouncing only to return within 48 hours. It's unbelievable to me that with the passing of 5 years and 3 therapists on speed dial, she has achieved exactly zero emotional growth.
Also, falling under the train remains my favourite of her bullshit. Under a train? Under? Fucks sake.
*A fire? At sea parks? Gif*
Been grunking again. I see the slop goblin strikes again. And she's been on a charm offensive. That poor squiggle 
Jack is just plain nasty. If she were a fictional priest with a silly name she'd be called Father Stroppy Ploppy of the Sloppy Slurry and patron saint of waifs, strays and manky minks.
We all need to buy a nail brush each and post them to Jack. She will be inundated! Shall we make a comic cartoon video showing how to use one? Maybe Cactus studios will hire us
Jack is just plain nasty. If she were a fictional priest with a silly name she'd be called Father Stroppy Ploppy of the Sloppy Slurry and patron saint of waifs, strays and manky minks. We all need to buy a nail brush each and post them to Jack. She will be inundated! Shall we make a comic cartoon video showing how to use one? Maybe Cactus studios will hire us
Her response actually makes me feel really sad for squiggle and for all the squiggles who have gone before and met with similar fromSquiggle’s reply will be buried under other things soon enough and no one but us will ever see itCan anyone imagine JO or Mom writing such acidic replies on ANY form of social media? Come to that, anyone with an ounce of empathy/manners?! Snark (eyes).
Jack. How can any of her followers think she holds them in any kind of esteem after that kind of comment?
No response at all would have been better than her response.
I have only ever shared a tin of tuna with a cat. there isn't enough there for 2 people, maybe 2 cats but not people.
It's late but earlier we were listening to the radio and peaches (Floyd's theme tune) came on. It made me wonder what Jack's theme would be if she actually had her own TV show
Mr ogre suggested this album, but I really can't think of any songs that sum her up.
Mr ogre suggested this album, but I really can't think of any songs that sum her up.
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May I humbly suggest this:It's late but earlier we were listening to the radio and peaches (Floyd's theme tune) came on. It made me wonder what Jack's theme would be if she actually had her own TV show
Mr ogre suggested this album, but I really can't think of any songs that sum her up.
Well either that or she fingered it. Those apparently are her techniques.
Proper crying now. It even has fancy in it
I think that might turn a minor issue into something worthy of divorce papersNext time Mrs ST & I have a row, I'm making this for her dinner
I have a horrible feeling that he has learned not to challenge his “Mama” too much in case of histrionics/chaos/howling/wailing etc.
Just look at the massive overreaction that he inadvertently triggered by bringing a David Walliams book home.
I suppose if, like Jack, you have to walk a horse in to produce his essential addition to the sauce, that may add an extra layer of chaos to proceedings.I thought this, surely it’s two pans, one for the meat etc and one for the spunk sauce. A square deep dish for the lasagne. Those two pans would be washed (I’m anal like that) and in the dishwasher whilst the lasagne was in the oven, put any excess ingredients away, quick whip round with a cloth on the surfaces get a cooling rack out ready and boom! Dinner done, kitchen clean.
She’s just a detty mingebag I’ve seen the state of her nails and that hob. Bet her curtains need a wash too
Cue East is east
“As a youth I used to weep in butchers’ shops”.‘That oaf has destroyed my day’
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Tbh it's like that when I cook these days. I was trying to make some stew while breastfeeding and playing musical statues with the other two. Kitchen was a state. Although how she's unable to clean up as she goes is a mystery to me. Must be one of her many ailments.
11 pages already?! Dinner must have been rough 
@Pocahontas your summaries Louisa needs to get you on one of those panel comedy shows tbh
@Pocahontas your summaries
Louisa needs to get you on one of those panel comedy shows tbhI will never understand her keenness to spend hours on trains full stop, much less in a pandemic?! I caught that train once and it feels like a proper cross country service it takes SO long, even driving from east to Southend is a lot, why would you put yourself through that just for one meal? Although she had two cos she’s a minted little goblin isn’t she
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