One of us is going to have to read this book, aren’t they ? Not the pie one, the OTHER ONE
Don’t ask me. SHANT.
I’ve suffered enough.
Don’t ask me. SHANT.
I’ve suffered enough.
can you expand on that term? I know what uHaul is. I presume it means something like they move in with a new partner very quickly.
Holy
Glad it's a bit more manageable now with painkillersStill on a Grunka, have been to see a very lovely gp today about my achy jaw, still ouchy but more manageable now with pain killers. Then this pops up. Just no, nopeI am not that poorly that everything has to be blended up a la Cack.
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Feeling up leeks.But what is she doing with those other fingers??
I thought she was talking about the Big Brother house to begin withHere's a little tidbit from her Allegra days:
MsJackMonroe orionthehunter
19 Mar 2015 12:35
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No. And as I have said many times before, I would not even consider entering That House until my children are older. At the moment I'm enjoying putting them to bed, reading them stories, cuddling them until they fall asleep, without writing off three evenings a week. Our family already has to plan our diaries with military precision, and there is more than enough evening work already. I also think that if people elect an MP they expect them to do their day to day constituency work, not gallivant about on television and up and down the country with cooking projects. So right now, no, I'm not looking to stand for Parliament, or council, or anything like it.
She'd been with her partner for five minutes and was already assuming the part of parent over the other child.
I am glad she's able to answer the door and open mail so easily because this is something which has been a continuous struggle for her
Fingering leeks....I mean, at least *some* look clean. Small mercies. But what is she doing with those other fingers??
Still on a Grunka, have been to see a very lovely gp today about my achy jaw, still ouchy but more manageable now with pain killers. Then this pops up. Just no, nopeI am not that poorly that everything has to be blended up a la Cack.
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I’m not even finding it funny likeNow she can’t block people on the Ruby account because then it’s obviously her then?
I think from that comment it’s not her actually. She wouldn’t be that self aware.
STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and corianderlunch is not (very) brown! but what soup? you're supposed to be writing, not making soup
and POBP? that's not gonna be a thing
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Wasn't that from the programme on dogging a few years ago?
Shockingly, you're providing Jack's Patreons with more JM content than Jack isI'll be selling signed copies a la Jack's postcards. Aff link in the bio x
Good catch! Honestly, what is she likeSTOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander(check the tin pattern)
JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!
I think he is fantastic, he has actually lived it for most of his life, unlike a certain person who did it for under a yearI just love him, how proud must his Mum be? What an great role model for young people
We'd be straight up there threatening legal action for theft of intellectual propertyWhat would we do if she started printing these onto postcards to sell in her store ala "Celery, Dickensian London"
STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander(check the tin pattern)
JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!
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