Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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That Guardian article ...
She didn't "grow up in the fire service" ffs. It's all insufferably "me me me, my family, how things affect me, how traumatising it was for me when people died horrifically". Such a tory mindset. Marcus Rashford would never.
Also the comment where she uses that incredibly annoying tactic of impossible to disprove anecdotes. Never heard the (nonsensical) expression "military around the edges" before reading this article, but apparently multiple people use that term to describe Jack? Of course, because the military is chock full of people who collapse shaking and weeping at the sight of a misplaced "For Sale" sign.
"I'd wager we probably haven't met. Brought up by a father who was a Para before he went into the Fire Service. My other half, who I live with, thinks I'm 'military around the edges'. Several former employers say the same thing. So do a lot of my friends. You might not like it, but people who actually know me and spend time with me use those terms about me, whereas people who sit and speculate on the internet about my day to day life, probably don't"
She didn't "grow up in the fire service" ffs. It's all insufferably "me me me, my family, how things affect me, how traumatising it was for me when people died horrifically". Such a tory mindset. Marcus Rashford would never.
Also the comment where she uses that incredibly annoying tactic of impossible to disprove anecdotes. Never heard the (nonsensical) expression "military around the edges" before reading this article, but apparently multiple people use that term to describe Jack? Of course, because the military is chock full of people who collapse shaking and weeping at the sight of a misplaced "For Sale" sign.
"I'd wager we probably haven't met. Brought up by a father who was a Para before he went into the Fire Service. My other half, who I live with, thinks I'm 'military around the edges'. Several former employers say the same thing. So do a lot of my friends. You might not like it, but people who actually know me and spend time with me use those terms about me, whereas people who sit and speculate on the internet about my day to day life, probably don't"
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Oh my god, she's SHAMELESS
God, yes, like a purge mask. Just imagine what Jackie would get up to on the one No Rules day a year.
My first thought was gif though.
tbf, your toes are a part of your foot so technically this isn't a lie. Well, that's how she'd justify the lie.
Still bleeping rude though
Also, why a stick? Is this the arthritis stick getting used again? Because the 'muslim doctor'she spoke of would've given her crutches, not a stick for a broken
TBF I kinda love that as an insult - like my favourite one I saw on twitter once where someone referred to another person as a soggy ham sandwich. Immature, me? NEVER.
I had to Google it...
My first thought was The Wicker Man.
I’m next level creeped out by this woman now.
206 twitter followers lost yesterday, fewer than I was expecting tbh - I assume she actually went through her follower requests last night and accepted anyone and everyone.
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DA duck IS THAT?!!!!
I thought that was her Dad then, they have exactly the same eyes..
No squiggle, she really doesn't! This reminds me of the heartbreaking Kickstarter comments from fans of Jack who'd followed her progress from the beginning and clearly cared about her, then realised the feeling wasn't mutual - her fans are just a way for her to feel validated, adored and of course get some £££
Has she ever came across the word ignore. Most people want a rise out you so if you ignore them and don't give them air time they go away eventually.
I actually would love David Beckham to jump on the sun comments when they say something about Brooklyn or Victoria with something like "you're all tit heads" that would make my day
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Sounds like a Bob Mortimer sign off. “You are, AS EVER, a ludicrous prune!”
The poor community engagement assistant tasked with Jackie’s content wouldn’t have been expecting all of that
"I'm all for constructive criticism..."
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