she's going on and on and on recycling everything other people have already said.
get a job! a real one!
get a job! a real one!
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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Would have thought that she would have learned heaps about food while she was with Allegra.
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A day late and a dollar short with her 'musings' as usual <yawn>.She’s put her politics hat on, Fraus. View attachment 252041
The top one is like a tit poem. I’m sharing because how can she talk about ethics when SB’s body is rebelling against the tit she’s feeding him just for twitter content. twit.
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I used to work in a corner shop and got really bored one summer. Started serving everyone in rhyme but I got told to stop by management because apparently people were talking about me on Facebook.
Jack is probably now jealous of my poetic skillz
and maverick soul. 
And this is where here £20 shop goes down the shitter.. She had budgeted for the kid's Dad to be feeding him over the 'Birthday Weekend'..She’s put her politics hat on, Fraus. View attachment 252041
The top one is like a tit poem. I’m sharing because how can she talk about ethics when SB’s body is rebelling against the tit she’s feeding him just for twitter content. twit.
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her moaning about all of the covid regs and confusion - that's going to encourage people to do what they can to reduce the spread of the virus (not).
does she not realise that by these types of tweets (and I get the frustration) she's basically encouraging people to ignore the safeguards completely and we'll be stuck with the virus for longer and have more people dying.
I do get it - the govt have been tit - but stirring from her and people like her is going to give people an out " JM said the rules were silly so why should we abide by them at all!! I'm going to meet all my pals in a non-regulated space and blow out candles and hug one another. " Ugg. this is irresponsible.
ETA - ahh - ok, I've just seen the follow up telling people to obey the rules. never mind
does she not realise that by these types of tweets (and I get the frustration) she's basically encouraging people to ignore the safeguards completely and we'll be stuck with the virus for longer and have more people dying.
I do get it - the govt have been tit - but stirring from her and people like her is going to give people an out " JM said the rules were silly so why should we abide by them at all!! I'm going to meet all my pals in a non-regulated space and blow out candles and hug one another. " Ugg. this is irresponsible.
ETA - ahh - ok, I've just seen the follow up telling people to obey the rules. never mind
Really nasty. And she's blatantly "not a cafe" - she needs to pay people to eat her nutritionally empty slop, not the other way round!YES! Reading that reminded me of her saying how she hissed at Louisa saying she’s an adult and she’ll bloody have a drink if she wants to. Like... why is she proud of being a creature to people that love and care for her? Anyone normal would be mortified, this is why I get big demonic energy (the wrong type of BDE...) off her
duck off Jack. You’re dying for this to gain traction. You plonker.
Also. TMI!
Also. TMI!
Erm she's got most of that wrong it's 30 at a funeral and 15 at a wedding, but who cares. Jeez love we get it your single and a mum so are many many many other people.
I am soooo bored now.
Why is she some sort of 5G truther all of a sudden? Doesn’t she have every ailment known to man and is one flu away from ending up like Dickens’ Tiny Tim, she should be elated the government is taking it seriously again?
Half of this is wrong. Fucks sake, it's scaremongering. You've been able to have your partner in established labour since the beginning of lockdown, although not on the postnatal ward which is tough. Pubs are sit down service only. Funerals can have 28 people, weddings 15. She's so ill informed it's embarrassing.She’s put her politics hat on, Fraus. View attachment 252041
The top one is like a tit poem. I’m sharing because how can she talk about ethics when SB’s body is rebelling against the tit she’s feeding him just for twitter content. twit.
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Also why does she keep having a go at restaurants being supported? It's so strange for someone who's worked in that industry. She must know how many ordinary people are employed in even the Michelin star places.
To be clear:
Don’t describe covid symptoms under the guise of a small mammal and then let your real identity scamper on down to Asda twice the next day to buy a load of tit sausages and mucky bacon with which to feed your son.
Don’t describe covid symptoms under the guise of a small mammal and then let your real identity scamper on down to Asda twice the next day to buy a load of tit sausages and mucky bacon with which to feed your son.
Lol no one outside twitter is remotely interested in her half-baked centrist student politics, why would they be?
She’s always so weirdly late about things, isn’t she? It’s one of the oddest things.
It’s been said before - it’s like a cult. You cannot disagree or challenge her.
If you do, you get a pile-on or are accused of being a troll. Not healthy to exist in an echo chamber
To be clear:
Don’t go to A&E with black shimmery eyeshadow on
Don’t announce you have Covid symptoms then prance down to Asda
Don’t go to A&E with black shimmery eyeshadow on
Don’t announce you have Covid symptoms then prance down to Asda
She’ll be playing with a fidget spinner next and saying it’s so good for her concentration levels.
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Exactly! Would love to know the last time her tweets even made the gutter press. She wishes!
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