She went wrong when she used the bacon for a sandwich this morning, that could have made some carbonara with the mushrooms. She has a simple recipe for the sauce, she could have used her white sauce concoction...oil, milk, flour- I mean it thickens in the oven so it could work. (or gathered some fresh horse spunk)
Also crappy cheap bacon is utterly crap and wasteful. When you use the cheap crap supermarkets sell you need to use a whole pack for a decent sandwich, all the water bubbles out and you end up with tiny shrivelled pieces. When you buy it from the farm shop you only need a couple of slices as when it cooks it stays flat and thick and delicious.
Also the reason I am ‘Ohbacon‘ is that I was eating a bacon sarnie, with brown sauce, when I signed up...I got the heads up about this site from the mumsnet discussions about influencers that kept getting deleted. I signed up with a ridiculous name because I was just going to have a look but never post! I was here when Mod was outed...what a time, but Jackie has really out tattled that pair!,,,,
Fizzy drinks from cans and bacon from farm shops are my non negotiables.