I think you’ll find you’ve answered your own question dear heart
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Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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edit @bananasplit88 love that you got there 4 hours earlier almost word for word!!
Who is voting for tomorrow’s dinner?
I’m voting for GO BUY SOME PROPER FOOD, you can afford it!
I’m voting for GO BUY SOME PROPER FOOD, you can afford it!
Practice for when they pull all her teeth.
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Ah, Jacks! We know you did this just for us!
Bollocknese! Thankyou!
also, enough with the sausages. For a bit, at least. Please.
Bollocknese! Thankyou!
also, enough with the sausages. For a bit, at least. Please.
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What twee alternate universe does Jack occupy? Your postman doesn’t give a duck about what you’re cooking they’ve got a shift to get on with, and your garden appears to be over run with vermin sort it out 
humanely obvs
humanely obvs
She's mocking her child's farts now 
Jack - YOU bleeping MADE THIS DISGUSTING FOOD YOU ASSHOLE.
Jack - YOU bleeping MADE THIS DISGUSTING FOOD YOU ASSHOLE.
Sorry small/large boy - I voted for the sausages. To maybe help her think not to buy this tit anymore.
Also she should have the bleeping decency to eat them herself.
Also I want to see if she grates them.
Also she should have the bleeping decency to eat them herself.
Also I want to see if she grates them.
He was simply smelling the absolute bullshit
He was simply smelling the absolute bullshit
was
I mean, can you imagine having to open those horrors out of their skins?
So it’s basically a choice of three different versions of slop for SB’s tea tomorrow?!
It’ll blow his mind when his Dad gives him an allowance and he goes to Subway. A sandwich? With flavour? AND SAUCE? Well duck me sideways. I’d laugh but I actually feel so bad for that poor lad being fed such cheap rubbish when last week he was eating an M&S meal. It must be so confusing coming home from school wondering what Mama he’s going to get today.
It’ll blow his mind when his Dad gives him an allowance and he goes to Subway. A sandwich? With flavour? AND SAUCE? Well duck me sideways. I’d laugh but I actually feel so bad for that poor lad being fed such cheap rubbish when last week he was eating an M&S meal. It must be so confusing coming home from school wondering what Mama he’s going to get today.
Don’t keep us in suspense! When results are in, do let us know.
As long as she doesn't photograph herself cupping a bowl of any of that shite.
I find her hands incredibly upsetting.
They look like they've had a 'previous owner' who wasn't particularly careful with them.
I find her hands incredibly upsetting.
They look like they've had a 'previous owner' who wasn't particularly careful with them.
Feeling a bit boaky at the thought of those pallid, barely meat sausages being used in a bolognese. Just make a tomato pasta bake, for the love of God.
Amazing
So I'm listening to the new Alan Partridge audiobook where he does a podcast! He used the word HOOTED! JM is AP confirmed!
Guys, not to alarm you or anything but on the programme I‘m watching they just said....
HAUSFRAU!!
I am beside myself, hooting, I’ve never heard it used in real life before!
HAUSFRAU!!
I am beside myself, hooting, I’ve never heard it used in real life before!
I've voted for the sausage, it's winning!
and she's "looking at what's left" ??? thought it was meant to last all week! so poor, give generously
and she's "looking at what's left" ??? thought it was meant to last all week! so poor, give generously
Where would be the Maverick in that?! Jack’s now BUSY meal prepping on behalf of the nation.
Now duck off
Fraus, fraus, fraus, she is now contemplating reopening her twitter account.
this is obv an act of public beneficence, because she’s started tweeting recipes
this is obv an act of public beneficence, because she’s started tweeting recipes
Erm, can I have a cup of tea and some toast. That's honestly what I would make if I had that in my cupboard.
I hate fish...so the tuna is a no, I used to make sausage pasta at uni, doesn't appeal to me now so I am good with tea and toast.
Noel just described a contestant on bake off as a maverick. Poor Jack, someone else is getting all up in her niche.
I've just settled down to watch. I was about to say how calming and relaxing it is, but one contestant's Battenburg has gone like Mount Vesuvius in the oven!
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