Also Baphomet is part of the plot of 'the book not some background description. She's so wilfully dumb sometimes
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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She needs to follow the actions of The Frugality - Alex Stedman - who now boasts about shopping at Lidl, despite having spunked thousands on a very odd kitchen extension and who was subsidised by her parents for many years and probably still is.
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How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude? 
Are her teeth so amazing that they are self healing and she was able to sleep and eat a crappy looking bagel, maybe it's only on certain occasions that her teeth hurt
Can I just say a belated thank you very Matt much, Matt for the ghostly Jackie pic. I almost coughed up a lung.
I think we should all volunteer to make one of her recipes and do a review. I'm going to bagsy last night's concoction as I have some peelings I'm about to add to my compost heap.
I think we should all volunteer to make one of her recipes and do a review. I'm going to bagsy last night's concoction as I have some peelings I'm about to add to my compost heap.
STOP PRESS: Asda now do sugar free donuts
Yes, unless a bagel is super fresh, it needs to be heated or toasted.Nice and cold to eat
Tempted to flog a photo of Jack Monroe?Implied, yeah — but actually, looking back, she phrased it carefully
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Who is interested jack? Really-I think having such a large tattle thread is going to her head. In the wider world very few people know her-I’ve mentioned her to several people who’ve all without exception gone ‘who?’Wtf is thisHow long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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I think she means ‘brown’.How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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Looks like ready meals to me.
Exactly. Only on Sunday she was gloating about having already eaten most of the doughnuts from her Asda shop.
Honestly Ogre, pay attention - it's her Moonshine mash, which she ran a poll worthy of Yougov to choose what would be for tonight's tea. Given that it's 3pm, we can only assume she's already made SB's tea and he can look forward to it being sadly and soggily microwaved on his return from from school :/
She would have been 9 when Princess Di died. What 9 year old is squirrelling away tips on how to find out who has sold gossip about you?!
But, but.... wasn’t it *just* the other week that she wouldn’t stop going on about the copious amounts of biscuits she was eating? So ‘these days’ means like, this week? Classic THEN and NOW situation, ffs
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I’m so glad this is catching on
Why does she always chop the veg into tiny tiny bits? There can’t be any texture left at all when it’s cooked.How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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They are only seeing EMERGENCY patients.
Wasn't it only a couple of weeks ago she was inhaling jars of Biscoff and creating new varieties of custard creams?
She's absolutely bizarre isn't she - 100% what Jackie would have been had she got the house she yearns for bought for her loool. The byline ~everyone has to stick to some kind of budget~ isn't the banger she thinks it is either, like no tit money isn't infinite sorry you need handholding through this concept?She needs to follow the actions of The Frugality - Alex Stedman, - who now boasts about shopping at Lidl, despite having spunked thousands on a very odd kitchen extension and who was subsidised by her parents for many years and probably still is.
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