If you received a nude from her would it still be considered an 'Unsolicited Dick Pic?'Tempted to flog a photo of Jack Monroe?Who is interested jack? Really-I think having such a large tattle thread is going to her head. In the wider world very few people know her-I’ve mentioned her to several people who’ve all without exception gone ‘who?’
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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I’m a self-certified autumn lover, but raving about autumn on SM seems to fall into the realms of being a basic witch. Seriously Jack, get your Uggs on, get yourself a Pumpkin Spiced Latte and decorate your porch will ya. You’re boring me!How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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And another thing! Those pictures.... she did the rank slop with undercooked slimy rice, did she not? So why on her camera roll is the slop with mash? What is happening?? Does even her camera lie? Is everything a lie? I’m so confused!
While I’m here (I’m going!!), another verrrrry basic witch thing to do is to photograph mediocre food, seems she’s a master of it. Eyeball sausages from every wanky angle imaginable. Maybe they remind her of her Cotswolds drawer full of cocks?
that's the idea, isn't it?
sort of thing a pretentious 6th former would say.
I'll freely admit that I'm no expert on autism - but it seems to me that in the space of a few hours, Jack first claimed that her autism means she gets angry about any type of lying, THEN shared her Windsor-endorsed technique of telling people outrageous lies to see if she can trust them?
duck me, her 3 therapists must be knee-deep in sideboards with this goldmine on the books.
duck me, her 3 therapists must be knee-deep in sideboards with this goldmine on the books.
@chocolate choux took one for the team back on Thread #17. Check that out, and then decide if you want to go ahead (there are even pictures!)
I'm so glad you asked (I think).
I’m presuming she’s never had a POV partner.
Cake (singular) only once a year, iirc. Receipts anyone?
I’m so glad Homer Simpson got sent that free sofa and allowed to keep it, so he can pat it for you lovely new FrauenI've been a casual lurker on and off whenever I get bored. However yesterday I had absolutely nothing to do and decided to read all of thread 75. I had a right good laugh (hoot?) and considered introducing myself but felt like I had nothing new to say. Also I was still catching up with the lingo, it took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that the triangle emojis mean triangualte. Well last night I had a dream and it was filled with those triangles. I think Vlad* might be trying to recruit me
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Also, one thing I find odd about Jack's twitter is that for a very woke PC lefty (no shade there, I consider myself a woke PC lefty) she doesn't have her pronouns in her twitter bio. It's becoming more normal for people to put them in profiles, even if you're not trans, and it's just struck me as odd considering how much she shouts about... well everything, that she hasn't extended that small courtesey.
Anyway, I'm off on a massive Grunka, might even start from thread 1 - wish me luck! Now duck off x
*oh I also may have thought, without context, that the Vlad you were talking about was Vlad the Impaler
ETA: as a newbie, could someone please point me to if there's rules of the forum etc. I'm sure I've seen it mentioned before but I don't know where to find them
Has the cartoon filter gone now? Did we ever find out what that was all about?
She pretended to do a cartoon one the other weekHow long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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said she caught it on insta just in timebleeping Jimmy naaaaaail
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Even by age 9 Jack knew she was destined to carry on the good work of the Queen of Hearts and was wise enough to realise that just like Diana, dark forces would conspire against her. One day she was helping her old nan shovel coal and whippets into a bath tub when her nan turned to her and in her and said in fluent cockney that she must be must be careful who she sends snaps of her minge to.
Years later these words would come back to Jack after she was invited to a top secret "saving the poors" meeting at Kensignton Palace when Harry took her aside and said "Jack promise me you'll never said the same nude twice and that you'll test everyone with constant lying". Jack replied "Cor blimey guv'nor you sound just like me old nan 'ave a banana" before scampering off to hitchhike 300 miles home.
WHY doesn’t this squiggle person say that!? Also does she realise how much sugar is in beans? Ha ya never had a cup o beans man? *sticks a sausage in*
That's the confirmation I need that her cat cookie jar is full of money
Baked beans do you mean, dear heart? That's why we rinse them, to wash the sugar away!
Just the thing for the unruly labia
Hello dear fraus and herrs. I've been refraining from comment all through thread 75 but this latest has finished me. What loving parent could say such a thing about their child? We choose to bring them into the world and it is our duty to nurture them, teach them, cherish them and put them before ourselves. Jesus Christ, how can she blithely spit out such horrible words and be so cavalier about his well-being. She seems to lavish more affection on her cat than on her child (and that's saying a lot, as the cat's nose still looks pitiful).
How on earth do her followers not call her out on such nonchalant disregard for SB?
Why does she respond to invasive questions about his school election thing if she's supposed to be protecting him?
p.s. her poetry is putrid
p.p.s. she's an arrogant piece of tit
p.p.p.s. I've never had such a visceral detestation of anyone before - not even The Donald.
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