Christ, I'd forgotten about this photo.
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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I find a bacon bagel a bit of an odd choice for mud-week too. Don't most people have cereal/fruit/toast for breakfast during the week and save bacon and eggs, fry up for the weekend?
I also want to point out, r.e the budgeting and rent costing 2/3 of her salary...surely that was the case on July when she looked at her financials and said she was good to take on a disabled cat she wouldn't be able to get insurance for? (Until she got to the vet.)
I also want to point out, r.e the budgeting and rent costing 2/3 of her salary...surely that was the case on July when she looked at her financials and said she was good to take on a disabled cat she wouldn't be able to get insurance for? (Until she got to the vet.)
She not scared of anything - it’s all staged to make her look vulnerable enough for the next Mrs J, may all the gods of the universe protect them.
I didn't see "metric tonne of cream cheese", nor "pickles" on the stocktake (both on her bagel this morning).
The bagel looks dry AF because it was a yellow sticker on Sunday which means it's now two days past best before date or whatever, and I have made that mistake with those bagels before. It will have been dry and tough as hell. Pretty impossible to eat even without a severe and extreme deep tooth pain.
Poor SB running downstairs thinking he is getting something tasty.
Also, I need some of whatever it is this Jackolyte is smoking:
The bagel looks dry AF because it was a yellow sticker on Sunday which means it's now two days past best before date or whatever, and I have made that mistake with those bagels before. It will have been dry and tough as hell. Pretty impossible to eat even without a severe and extreme deep tooth pain.
Poor SB running downstairs thinking he is getting something tasty.
Also, I need some of whatever it is this Jackolyte is smoking:
Perhaps she's looking for a job as paint chart colour decider? It's that white going to be called white or whiter than white?Christ. She's not still wanging on about shades of blue, is she? Like it's some sort of amazing gotcha moment.
WHERE IS THE BUTTER?
Or the ketchup?
Surely to god Hellmans threw some free bottles of mayo her way?
A bacon sandwich without ketchup is a crime imo
She does seem to have some quite serious dental issues.
Issues one would imagine being quite easily picked up on something like a bleeping RECENT head CT Scan.
"Nope, no broken eye socket or blood clots but, Jaysus, your teeth are rotting out of your head!"
Issues one would imagine being quite easily picked up on something like a bleeping RECENT head CT Scan.
"Nope, no broken eye socket or blood clots but, Jaysus, your teeth are rotting out of your head!"
And then this:
I pity the dentist if she did...Is she going to the dentist today and had an onion and pickle sandwich for breakfast?
I was not prepared for that @Bookweevil .Not prepared at all...
That bagel looks like Hagrid accidentally sat on it.
How many sieves as she got?
All the better for ‘blending’ dear heart Jack’s foodHow many sieves as she got?
Looking in that 3D mirror!
The mirror of Erised made her aware of what her hair looks like from the back.. It can be a shock for some people!
I am a lurker and have finally caught up, praise be.
Still pee'd off with the manky sausage suggestion - bollocks to animal welfare eh?
Now duck off.
Still pee'd off with the manky sausage suggestion - bollocks to animal welfare eh?
Now duck off.
A shiny new thread, thanks @Pocahontas
What delights will this one bring? What's going on with the court case? Which well loved food classic will Jack ruin next? Will we ever get to the bottom of the most urgent question of our times, what colour does F&M use on its branded goods?
Better get that deadline extended Minky
What delights will this one bring? What's going on with the court case? Which well loved food classic will Jack ruin next? Will we ever get to the bottom of the most urgent question of our times, what colour does F&M use on its branded goods?
Better get that deadline extended Minky
Whiter than mayonnaise
I just thought the same, after reading that little snippet. Equally as humourless and miserable as her dad. The way he talks about fostering, you don’t get a sense of love and care, it’s that same thing that Jack does - INSISTS on being so kind and helpful, but with a constant touch of bitterness about the personal cost. I totally agree that foster carers should be paid really well but those children need way more than a roof over their heads, they need to feel secure, wanted, and loved. Sounds like he begrudges being a foster carer and it’s all just such hard work - nobody’s forcing you mate!! I’m sensing that theme of wanging on about begrudging their self-imposed public duty. Army, fire service, fostering. Not in a quiet, unassuming, just gets on with it type of way - it all has to be publicly droned on about. It is actually quite astonishing how many interviews there are with her dad, and they all circle around in the same fashion. Ostensibly talking about improving foster caring, but somehow talking about him and his achievements at great length. The Apple really didn’t fall far from the tree, did it?
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