This is exactly what she thinks. If it’s deleted then it didn’t happen. That’s why she hates this place so much. Either her Twitter fans have short memories or they don’t want her coming at them with the fire of a thousand suns so they don’t say anything about the glaring inconsistencies.
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
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or her unruly labia
Could I suggest Mandy Patinkin for the role of her unruly labia? I feel the part requires a versatile character actor, and may be beyond Ruby Rose's range.
Practically one of my favourite scenes.And when he puts the empty cup on the doorstep. ‘Cheers.’
you are killing me
Loooool sweet relief that you got it
And when he puts the empty cup on the doorstep. ‘Cheers.’
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there’s a spoon in the bathroom but I’ve ney cause to use it
It’s like a savoury ‘99Loooool sweet relief that you got it
I love you
Bullshit. The cat looks like he was curled up comfortably on the sofa and she has just rammed her foot underneath him. He looks decidedly pissed off.Yes, either still recovering from burnout OR (and this is just a thought) needing to sleep because she’s up too late trying to flirt with someone in the Czech Republic.
I’m honestly not sure which one
At least SB isn’t at home during her three hour nap this time.
Hahahaha I forgot about the savoury ‘99It’s like a savoury ‘99
I love you
hey do you wanna go and steal some traffic cones later?
I love you...in a way
how old was Jack when we used to sit outside Gladys's front room? THis PH is years older than her, and wouldn't have given that type of interview before he was at least 18.
I used to reply with that if someone asked me for a spoon!Loooool sweet relief that you got it
Why would you send anyone a raunchy photo except someone your either seeing or want to be. Again it's a concept lost on me. ( Call me a prude of you will) also doesn't taking said photo and the. Sending it to Mrs X and then Writing it down in a little book.
Feeling sexy today sent X this exact picture, remember incase she sells it to the sun. Doesn't that take the sexiness away from it?!
I am unsure about it all personally?
We’ll all be watching Bake Off tonight. A genteel Battenberg is apparently one of the challenges. We were pondering why Mack has never gone down the bakey cakey route. Then, I was reminded of the Great Lemon Slop in a Tin, and realised why. Don’t use lemons in anything Mary, you’ll be getting right the duck up in the crack of her niche...
What a mental picture!
And this bullshit again.
And this bullshit again.
Apparently she took Cooper to the vet who recommended she keep him indoors, and then the minute she let him out again he went immediately to terrorise the fuckin Redwall mice again. Hence his nose looks EXACTLY the same as before.
This definitely happened.
This definitely happened.
JK Rowling: Fortnum & Mason’s famously duck egg blue coloured interior
nobody:
nobody:
nobody:
Jack, biscuits everywhere, absolutely slathered in biscoff spread: Lying witch it’s Eau de bleeping Niiiiiil
nobody:
nobody:
nobody:
Jack, biscuits everywhere, absolutely slathered in biscoff spread: Lying witch it’s Eau de bleeping Niiiiiil
I’m on the GL but jumped forward to share my Advert of the Day with you....
Fabulous in our accents
dear heartI think you've answered your own question there, dear heart.
Cut the bleeping blackberry bush down?
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