crystaleyesd
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Apparently Louisa paid for all that Cotswolds furniture
*sure Jan gif*
*sure Jan gif*
So Russell has supposedly (I remain sceptical) interacted with two “working class men” today who used “surprisingly” poetic language. So you were “surprised” they knew such sophisticated words eh Russell?? That’s nice. Very patronising. And that they were working class - relevant why??She has always had a 'type' then.![]()
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Squiggle
Eau de nil was much favoured by the late Queen Mother. Before she died, obvs.
Jack Monroe
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Squiggle
As were 50/50 Gin and Dubonnets for breakfast. I was slightly obsessed with her as a child, it's a long story
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P.S. Russell Brand is trending. I will be most upset if I don't wake up to a scathing essay, full of white hot class fury .... and Bear's accurate Pantone colour.
Of course the mirror has fucking WiFiHer latest pic of Cooper shows one of those tri-fold makeup mirrors - perfect for creating the most REALISTIC bruises and for staring at your sad little narc face in proper HD for hours on end. I'm not going to post the s/s but don't care if someone else does!
Anyway, pretty sure I triangulated it. You can get one of these mirrors for twenty quid on Amazon. Jack's, of course, costs £300. ADD IT TO THE LIST @HarderFaster!
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so, in this scenario, you'd be in a shop which sells both loose - weighed at checkout - and bagged bananas - not weighed, yes?Bloody hell-wonder what these people giving jack tips to save money would make of her mirror & other luxury possessions? I reckon she could sell her mirror and give this poor soul the proceeds-that’d cover the cellophane on bananas for the rest of her life.
I've just horrified myself with the thought that the Bedroom Pussy Jar is where "Monsieur Jacques" resides...
I used to make soup for a living (lentil was our best seller, made vast pots of it every couple of days) and I agree entirely! Red lentils are their own main soup type, be it basic Scottish or spiced-up Moroccan, thick enough to hold up a spoon or as a more gentle broth. There's absolutely no need to cook something separately to stick it in a blenderI make soup for a living, and I cannot put lentil and courgette together in my head and make it work. Lentils are magical things - nutty, buttery, rich. Courgettes are basically bags of water, and roasting them is only going to evaporate the water. I put summery green flavours with courgettes (watercress, dill, spinach), but I can’t imagine them with lentils. Unless you’re in need of yet another recipe to pad out yet another cookbook nobody asked for.
Soup deserves better than this.
Bloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.