Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[Candytuft]

I am worried for red squiggle.
He’s buggered, basically.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

I've just horrified myself with the thought that the Bedroom Pussy Jar is where "Monsieur Jacques" resides...

OMFG! It’s all going to get very Tales of the Unexpected.

If only those Cotswold Company sideboards could talk...

OMFG! It’s all going to get very Tales of the Unexpected.

If only those Cotswold Company sideboards could talk...

Scratch that. We don’t want to know the things they’ve seen!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s public with a tick so here we are. View attachment 250094
She’s being asked by others if it’s alcohol free and being pleasant-ish.

Of course she is they’re a fellow blue tick.

 

[Formal Chicken]

Sod it. View attachment 249920
Of course it is.

I’m pretty sure this is the vomit I had to clean off my poor mother last week....

 

[Veronicaaa]

This may have been mentioned as I’m on a Grunka but she cooked the sausages from frozen? Why did she freeze sausages she bought yesterday?

See, I didn't even clock that! I buy frozen sausages for my mum who cooks them up to feed the local foxes with so it didn't even seem mad to me (£2 for 20 at Morrisons, Jack, if you're reading, and they're better than the ones you buy to feed your son).

 

[Blurp]

I love the way that throwing a load of random shit in a pan and producing unappetising sludge suddenly becomes a 'recipe'.

I call that Fridge Drawer Soup/Stew. Open the fridge and hurl whatever veg are there into a pan with lentils and stock.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Bloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.

She is our very own Trump

 

[Lanie]

Ummm did she just say THANK [space] YOU??!!!
This is like Educating Rita

Whos Rita?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Yes, but SHE'S TAKING A BREAK FROM TV.

Or is it taking a break from her (it’s not me its you, DEFINITELY YOU)

I like that guy Atomic Shrimp, what a pleasant voice too

 

[Adayinthelife]

This is exactly how I use them, they are great for what they can do!

Her attempt to be maverick about ingredients is just utter bollocks. *Insert Tom Cruise gif here. It is so bloody annoying she gets away with this crap.

Today’s recipe has been published! Also what are autumnal herbs? If you are teaching people to cook tell them what to use and cost them. And I get annoyed by the pennies spent on ingredients when you can’t buy that amount of ingredient!

Didn’t she says she cooked the sausages from frozen?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Praise be

It's flat out offensive but I know her track record, her rancid ditchwater will never make it to market and this slur on the entire Scottish nation will be short lived.

 

[Lanie]

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I have to confess, I find frying sausages stressful . But that is because we usually have them with a fry up or homemade chips, fried eggs and beans.

Neither do I dear heart. I just stare at my beautiful/sad/maverick face lit up in all it's glory.

(That's an absolute LIE. The bright light is very good for chinny reckon hair removal)

My mum always told me to start on the sausages and work your way down to the eggs for a fryup.

 

[Captainmouse]

What has she got planned for us?? I for one am less concerned about the (non-existant) case, but I am quaking at the thought of a lockdown larder. It has an even greater jeopardy now she’s apparently lost her sense smell and taste.

How does she notice? uncooked, blitzed, slop is unidentifiable surely

 

[Scotty1976]

May be she uses it for putting( non biscuit) things in?

I hope to fuck it isn't Sophie pretzels ashes if she got her cremated

 

[lilamay]

Dear gods, I just use the mirrored doors on the IKEA bathroom cabinets...

Babe, same

 

[Switchstreetz]

Those fake Jack profiles?

It's...the mirror's account!

(Aaa kind of did a banana yet again sorry! , shut up Switch, no posting till youve grunka'd!)

Do smegs have twitter as well

 

[NellieBoo]

Five hours sober now equates to an extra month in JackLand

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Gosh. It's almost like a scene from Rachel's Holiday

 

[Chablis1]

And she does such a disservice to people actually on the living wage, or less. As if they should only be buying cheap shite to eat and living on £20 a week.

POST OF THE DAY.

 

[Candytuft]

But just WHY. Why tweet pictures of *all* of the expensive stuff you have lying around your expensive house, then pretend to be poor and to pretend that you can only afford to feed your son the cheapest, worst food that you yourself claimed to be mostly full of shit. How fucking mental and selfish can one person be? WHY would someone do that?

Cos that’s one of the ways she gets her kicks. Look at all THIS. YOU PAID FOR IT, GULLIBLE FOOLS THE LOT OF YER !

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I just got an advert for finest German Sausages