Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[Scotty1976]

WTAF? £300 surround-sound mirror????

Peak Jack

Like Michael Jackson "man in the mirror " I'm asking him to change his ways ,like stop buying loads of expensive shit and bollock sausages

 

[MooBelle]

Twas! I posted it in the last thread but do people want these screen shots? Soz @heretoreaditall2019 but your list made my phone go crazy bat shit. I’m sure it would be fine on a laptop but on my phone it was like

Do it. We need the receipts for anyone Googling Tattle....

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Amen, Limegoss! #tattleslaw

 

[Captainmouse]

Both!
I used to have 2 tabs open. One for the current threadand one for Grunkaling along x
If you do decide to skip ahead you must at least read Tread #31 where St Jackie graced us with her presence x

Babe same currently here, #33 and food and drink

 

[Alansbigplate]

Pan frying sausages stresses her..... *Insert any head exploding gif* she stresses me!!!!!!You slit them and drop them in a pan.

Lanie you’ve made me laugh so much lately

 

[Scotty1976]

@Alansbigplate we need your photoshop skills for these screenshots - she's currently tweeting about her favourite maize snacks

Were those cheap crisps out of Asda not actually maize snacks ? Probably not fancy enough .Loving #31 thread forgot how funny it was

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Every time I read "AF" in regards to the kombucha, I think "As Fuck", not "Alcohol Free".

Babes, same!

 

[Tabitha D]

not falling for it

I fell for it. WEIRD.

 

[Scotty1976]

Its so funny this has just come up because I literally ordered a mirror for my new bathroom this morning and was feeling guilty for spending 100! And thats for my actual main bathroom mirror. Not a £300 wifi vanity mirror to balance precariously on the piles of other hoarded, expensive crap. OH how the other half live!

Sure her followers can save up a months universal credit and they too can have a fancy mirror

 

[Scarletfever]

All this talk of inventing just reminds me of Percy

It's like George's Marvellous Medicine

 

[Lanie]

Pan frying sausages stresses her..... *Insert any head exploding gif* she stresses me!!!!!!You slit them and drop them in a pan.

 

[CuriousCat92]

She made the 'misty eyed' David Cameron comment and lost a lucrative job with them. I won't link to Daily Mail but their headline: Sainsbury's axes Left-wing blogger for vile PM slur: Guardian columnist accused Cameron of exploiting his son's death... but was happy to trade on her OWN child
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Thank you for the information. Managed to miss this at the time but it’s toe curling to read what she said:

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I don’t actually photoshop my cartoons
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The black eye too
(Im catching up. 20 pages. Whats this eejit been up to now!)

 

[Bugger13]

*New Book release*

Jack Monroe’s MustTryHarder - How to make bland food on a middle class budget! By Jack Monroe

Just check out what others have been saying about it..

“A seminal piece of work” - Jack Monroe, TV presenter.

“Who knew it was possible to create such culinary delights on such a shoestring, or should I say ‘bootstrap’..LOL!” Jack Monroe, Fire Service.

“Incredible food. And it’s amazing how she finds the time, I’ve heard she’s really BUSY” - Jack Monroe, stripper.

“Jamie Oliver eat your heart out” - Jack Monroe, political commentator.

“Food for all the family” - Jack Monroe, mother.

etc etc...

And “Jack Monroe opět triumfuje” -Jack Monroe, translator.

 

[Toffee finger]

She invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?

Ah yes of course!
Jack - Inventor of all things

 

[Candytuft]

She doesn’t eat that crappy food, either. Liar

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Oh no I like that just a bit too much

 

[Fraggle]

On a permanent GL, Jackamo is certainly the gift that keeps on giving!

Vlad is on form tonight, the first 2 ads JM could benefit from. The 3rd? <insert confused gif here>

 

[Candytuft]

*New Book release*

Jack Monroe’s MustTryHarder - How to make bland food on a middle class budget! By Jack Monroe

Just check out what others have been saying about it..

“A seminal piece of work” - Jack Monroe, TV presenter.

“Who knew it was possible to create such culinary delights on such a shoestring, or should I say ‘bootstrap’..LOL!” Jack Monroe, Fire Service.

“Incredible food. And it’s amazing how she finds the time, I’ve heard she’s really BUSY” - Jack Monroe, stripper.

“Jamie Oliver eat your heart out” - Jack Monroe, political commentator.

“Food for all the family” - Jack Monroe, mother.

etc etc...

I HOOTED !
Genius wit. Frightened my cat

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Wow, that is one FANCY 'modern essential'!

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Fuck me, I need one of those. 10x isn't enough for my eyesight, but it's better than the shitty x5 handmirror I still can't see in.

Shame I need an oven that works, a new mattress, a sofa that isn't falling apart and some orthopaedic shoes beforehand.