Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[kachoochoo]

so, she'll ignore a small co but if it's "celebs" she's all

incidentally, I once had a fag standing next to Spencer Matthews outside a hotel in London, he kept looking at me like I should know who is was! I didn't have a clue like.
we just noticed there was a large queue to the bar next door, googled it and learnef there was a made in chelsea highlights show being filmed there!

man, I've fucked this haven't I?!_

 

[Debarkle]

We have a big orange pine wardrobe (90s spectacular) that I'm dying to paint over. You're right, when redone in the colours you like, it's totally that kind of look you get from Cotswold stuff. We have one item from there, I'm kind of embarrassed to say, but furnishing multiple rooms with it is really strange to me. It's like trying to find your personality or style from *stuff*. Our house is an acquired taste, I'd say, strong/dark colours, sort of mish mash of what we like. But IMO that's what makes your home yours. I don't expect everyone to like it nor do I care if they do or not.

We also have one piece of Cotswold furniture (medium size wine rack). I think was £200 a couple of years ago which was at the very top of what we wanted to pay. But it is vvv good quality and complements our 8year old Ikea dining table very well! It’s definitly mixing and matching though and we can see with our own eyes Jack has no style.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I love Scampi Fries.

 

[Scotty1976]

LOL I was just about to ask if she was calling Scampi Fries FANCY, she's so predictable.

Fancy ! You get a multi pack of 3 bacon frazzles
and 3 scampi fries in bloody Poundland

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da
Whack for my daddy, oh
Whack for my daddy, oh
There's alcohol free whiskey in the cat shaped jar
Or whatever Metallica said

 

[Veronicaaa]

He’s all over insta selling it to the young uns. Have a feeling it’s low alcohol not AF too

She's already in with Toff after that Brexit blind date, why not go the whole hog?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Rinse them.

Dear Heart, you're an absolute saviour!

Now, If I've assumed correctly any liquid will do as it's all basically the same, yes?

 

[I steal names]

Yours for a mere £249. Bargs.

I see £199, but potatoes/instant powder mash. 6 and half a dozen.

 

[Raker]

Don’t suppose anyone happened to notice whether the pinky Minky or jack monrow accounts were flip flopping between iPhone and Android ???

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Sounds delicious.. how on earth did you think of it?
Do I need to do anything with the beans once I've opened the tin?

..If only there was a Me(l)ssiah to shine a light on all this confusion.

Rinse them.

 

[Captainmouse]

Hoo boy, her latest follower stats have landed

Mackie is in the red

 

[Harrybosch]

@Saint_clemmie what sausages do you recommend? I miss decent sausages and meatballs

I really like the Iceland no bull meatballs. The burgers are good, too.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Don't do it poor squiggle

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Shall we crowdfund for some decent sausages for poor squiggle?

 

[NellieBoo]

As this is going in her book I reckon it’s fair game. View attachment 250060View attachment 250061View attachment 250062
Enjoy!

Homogenous mush. Yummy!

Nah, I'm good thanks. I stick to carrot and lentil soup. I'm pretty sure the texture of blended courgette would be grim.

 

[bignose28]

sentient mirror.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Sorry I’m Grunka-ing ( I miss “working” from home) what the hell is a WiFi mirror & what is the point?

 

[Lanie]

Has she a grill. I tend to cook my sausages in the grill. Frying them in lard sounds horrendous to me. They are already quite fatty so frying them lard makes my teeth itch.

 

[instacharlie]

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Let’s just go ahead and add this to things she’ll abandon, shall we?

I'm here for the screenshots! Wasn't bothered before, but she really doesn't warrant the respect of 'privacy'. Well, as much privacy as you can have with 280,000 followers.

 

[Scarletfever]

Frau’s I don’t have a child so please do tell me if I’m talking out of my (Mediterranean) arse.. but I would sell a sideboard to feed my child quality food

Completely and utterly this.

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Crikey, Jack Monroe is really loathed on here. This thread has escalated since this morning. No wonder there are so many threads about her.