Too sensible. Too nuanced. She's the most ethical of beings, the guardian of ephemera, the sober conscience of kumbucha. Now fuck off, with all your logic and reason.
Too sensible. Too nuanced. She's the most ethical of beings, the guardian of ephemera, the sober conscience of kumbucha. Now fuck off, with all your logic and reason.So many things to say, but let's just address that she doesn't need "Asda plant-based mince" to make things vegan and nutritious. Lentils and textured soy protein work well and are cheaper. And buying shitty cheap meat but not eating it yourself doesn't make an ethical choice. The point is you financially supported industrial animal agriculture and also failed in teaching your kid about responsible consumption. But you all know this...
Bloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.
The narcissism is strong with this one hmmmBloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.
She is our very own TrumpBloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.
Imagine the library ofOn June 24th (the day we were graced with Jackie's presence), she said she had 8,000 pages of Google docs saved. That was thread 31, so if she's carried on at the same rate, she'll be up to around 20,000 pages by now!
Next book:*New Book release*
Jack Monroe’s MustTryHarder - How to make bland food on a middle class budget! By Jack Monroe
Just check out what others have been saying about it..
“A seminal piece of work” - Jack Monroe, TV presenter.
“Who knew it was possible to create such culinary delights on such a shoestring, or should I say ‘bootstrap’..LOL!” Jack Monroe, Fire Service.
“Incredible food. And it’s amazing how she finds the time, I’ve heard she’s really BUSY” - Jack Monroe, stripper.
“Jamie Oliver eat your heart out” - Jack Monroe, political commentator.
“Food for all the family” - Jack Monroe, mother.
etc etc...
I made his sausage pie on Sunday, a vegan version I might add (100%) and it was incredible!May I suggest a gentle 30 min TV watching on C4. NOW! That Man is on! I am making his prawn stuffed salmon fillets (for me) and steak and chips (for The Lads) for Mr Boo's Birthday dinner. Why so late, you may ask...Because the poor fucker is on a late shift.
She started making it, like, LAST WEEK! But already she's made a product ready to go on the market, she's probably having a wee lie down fantasising about some major Alcohol free Skinny Girl Margarita multi million deal as we speak, all she actually cares about isBloody hell, the grandiosity. She makes her own kombucha, like many other people do every day, but *of course* hers is exceptional and market ready as a faux whisky. How can she have such a high opinion of herself and everything she does?? It’s extraordinary.
Been vegan for a good time before it became hip. Can confirm lentils are way better and cheaper. Our monthly average food shop is around £22 per week.Also, what kind of alleged ex-vegan forgets to not fry their veg in lard?
Who fries veg in lard anyway?
I'm a big fan of vintage mirrors. You know, the ones that have a film you can't get rid of. I only allow those in the house.Mirror confession:
I have one of those ones that you plug in and has lights around it, cos I wanted to feel like a 50s movie star.
I never use it because it has a 7x magnification bit on it and I'm not emotionally strong enough to see myself that close up
Ohhh, will look that up.I made his sausage pie on Sunday, a vegan version I might add (100%) and it was incredible!
I'm in the past here, true to my name I'm on the Grunka Express™️ but I wanted to shout forward, through a wormhole to say @Geetbo I feel your pain. Back when Jack got her new Smeg, she posted an interior shot and I was DEVASTATED to discover that I had the same butter dish as herI am absolutely fuming.
I have that jar for cat treats
It's only a matter of time before I'm guzzling horse spunk lasagna and adorning my body with fake wounds.
Oooh. It does look delicious! He did make a point of saying he'd tested it with veggie sausages, I noted.I made his sausage pie on Sunday, a vegan version I might add (100%) and it was incredible!
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