She invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?
She invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?But.... there’s already alcohol free whiskey out there? Why does Jack always say she’s invented something without at the very least doing a 1 minute google search
https://giphy.com/WQxCOg6ezpfRkwAyA7Only sharing this blatant tip jar rattling implying she can’t have a proper dinner. View attachment 249893
Plus she’s stolen our [redacted] comedy. You don’t work for Vlad, Jack! It’s just the cabal, ok? Ok.So I posted that very same gif and said 'Jack ignoring her book deadline' or something similar last thread.
I AM RAGING. I have a sense of humour. You are a gif thief! Thieeeeeeeeeeeefffffff!
And that's the story of how Jack Daniel's stole her idea and nameShe invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?
She's invented whiskey. Now fuck off.She’s disappearing back down a writing hole now while necking sainsburys basics teabag kombucha. She also had to gloat about being able to recognise 20 whisky brands and updated her sober count to nearly 20 months.
ETA - Read it again, she thinks her bastardised concoction tastes like a ‘good, peaty scottish isles whisky’ and is congratulating herself on being the only person who has pulled off making alcohol free whisky.
*New Book release*Also does she not understand that self praise doesn't fucking count???
Ah yes of course!She invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?
Also, what kind of alleged ex-vegan forgets to not fry their veg in lard?So many things to say, but let's just address that she doesn't need "Asda plant-based mince" to make things vegan and nutritious. Lentils and textured soy protein work well and are cheaper. And buying shitty cheap meat but not eating it yourself doesn't make an ethical choice. The point is you financially supported industrial animal agriculture and also failed in teaching your kid about responsible consumption. But you all know this...
I HOOTED !*New Book release*
Jack Monroe’s MustTryHarder - How to make bland food on a middle class budget! By Jack Monroe
Just check out what others have been saying about it..
“A seminal piece of work” - Jack Monroe, TV presenter.
“Who knew it was possible to create such culinary delights on such a shoestring, or should I say ‘bootstrap’..LOL!” Jack Monroe, Fire Service.
“Incredible food. And it’s amazing how she finds the time, I’ve heard she’s really BUSY” - Jack Monroe, stripper.
“Jamie Oliver eat your heart out” - Jack Monroe, political commentator.
“Food for all the family” - Jack Monroe, mother.
etc etc...
I'm in a proper grump about it. This is for you you humourless thieving turdPlus she’s stolen our [redacted] comedy. You don’t work for Vlad, Jack! It’s just the cabal, ok? Ok.
I remember that. Vividly.And that's the story of how Jack Daniel's stole her idea and name
And that's the story of how Jack Daniel's stole her idea and name
I thought part of the point of using red lentils in soup (and I do love red lentil soup) is that in cooking they sort of break down and become a bit starchy which adds to the texture. If you rinse them then you will lose that, surely? But Jack does love to rinse stuff (except her fingernails apparently).Why does she have to over complicate everything! And why would you need to rinse the red lentils once they're cooked?....I make a lovely orange soup with onions, red lentils, carrots and tin of tomatoes and some stock made from the bones of roast chicken from Sunday lunch ....bung everything in pressure cooker and soup is ready in 20mins - use stick blender to make it lovely and creamy ( season to taste- court bouillion powder is acelots of black pepper is of course optional )
ETA I am Scottish so know a thing or two about making a tasty ( and cheap) soup!
Sweet suffering Christ! I have genuinely had more attractive looking Gastroenteritis..
Yassss bitchNo one on the sober market wants her 0.2 - 0.6% ABV concoctions cos we don’t drink booze babe x
Haha I don't reckon that thought has ever passed our resident scathing essayist's mind.Also does she not understand that self praise doesn't fucking count???
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?