It is a soaked hen that was open to collab partnerships from serious (and SEVERE) enquirers.
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It is a soaked hen that was open to collab partnerships from serious (and SEVERE) enquirers.Why has it got fourteen legs
I hope these people he’s reached out to are like ‘Jack Monroe? That fucking monstrosity of a lying twitter shambles? Get to absolute FUCK x’View attachment 250142
Still twatting on, batting back genuine concern from others that it’s not actually alcohol free and that she’s monitoring it.
70ish (English) tweets today.
It appears to have some extra bones in its feeeeeeetIt is a hen that was open to collab partnerships from serious (and SEVERE) enquirers.
You’d have to think that any chance of a “collab” (bleurgh) absolutely anywhere is now very remote. She shot herself in the foot with Sainsbury’s, is a twitter (and therefore reputational ) nightmare and any background research will quickly uncover The Mavens. Anyone with any sense will give her a wide berth, esp where their own money is concernedI hope these people he’s reached out to are like ‘Jack Monroe? That fucking monstrosity of a lying twitter shambles? Get to absolute FUCK x’
I applaud the choice of language.Fuck off, cunt. (Sorry Frauen for my disgraceful language.)
It's one of those portable ones, it's been pictured in the past, it lives on top of her microwave in a very unstable (wobbly) stack.Didn't she say when she moved in to the shitty bungalow, it was the first place she had lived where she got to design the kitchen? So why did she chose a tiny crappy electric oven?
a quick google ‘Jack Monroe kombucha’ ‘Jack Monroe alcohol’ and it’s a no-no surelyYou’d have to think that any chance of a “collab” (bleurgh) absolutely anywhere is now very remote. She shot herself in the foot with Sainsbury’s, is a twitter (and therefore reputational ) nightmare and any background research will quickly uncover The Mavens. Anyone with any sense will give her a wide berth, esp where their own money is concerned
Look she just plays piano by ear, bashes out recipes that work first time, slays dragons, conquers fears and now is ready to release the first ever mom alcoholic whiskey I don’t know why you lot keep mithering on about things you know nothing aboutHas one go at making kombucha and is now an expert looking for mass production.
I made one good curry so really open to the BashmentLady chain of curryhouses opening up across Europe. Any dear heart investors dm me.
What, her Dad?It's one of those portable ones, it's been pictured in the past, it lives on top of her microwave in a very unstable (wobbly) stack.
I have no idea why the proper oven in the kitchen doesn't work properly, Surely her landlord should sort it out for her?
ah yes. Good old disaster capitalism. I'm sure JRMs dad wrote the book on that. Still don't think they want our economy to tank though. Maybe Jack's AF whiskey was foretold and Boris needs to stop the prophesy from coming true.Deliberately destroying the economy benefits the rich, as when it crashes, they can buy up everything for cheap.
Another side of the same coin, if they know they are going to cause a hyperinflation, they can buy up sticks and shares before it happens, then sell them.
smartprice gm chicken, innit.makes extra wafer thin slicesWhy has it got fourteen legs
But there isn’t alcohol free whiskey made by Jack out there.But.... there’s already alcohol free whiskey out there? Why does Jack always say she’s invented something without at the very least doing a 1 minute google search
She doesn't use that one, she uses a plug in portable oneShe's such a pauper!
Her oven looks like a Belling, so around £650-£700. The only freestanding brands that are dearer are Stoves, Smegs and some fancy brand I've never heard of(going by Ao.com, I've not looked on John Lewis!). It's not a crappy little oven, it's still a fairly decent one. Dearer than mine, yet even mine isn't a crappy little one either.
Seriously, what does she want out of life other than the most expensive, materialistic crap?
If she's referring to the bottles of cloudy brown stuff that resembled an octogenarian's urine sample mid-UTI, I think she can rest easy. Ain't nobody gonna steal the recipe for that shit!This one was also deleted. View attachment 250099
So I posted that very same gif and said 'Jack ignoring her book deadline' or something similar last thread.
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.... What could it be fraus.... Such tension...
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SO PROFESH *scampers off to do another chaos teeheehee*
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