A most enjoyable post work Grunka!Not only does it look vile, what will always baffle me is how it all looks the same.
Every single bloody thing. Just varying shades of brown slop. With all nutrition boiled away, if indeed there had been any nutrients in the food in the first place.
How? How does she do it? It really is a skill, albeit one she shouldn't be bragging about.
Also, why is it all slop? Why can't she just cook a pork chop or something?
You mean the covens mascot, furry booI’ve just spent an hour or so chuckling through it, my personal highlight was Grunka ‘sure jan’ giffing her and special mention to Pocahontas asking her to identify a kumquat by presenting her with a photo of a furry animal
A toastie is as solid as it gets. Now fuck off dear heart, she's BUSYHas anyone ever seen JM cook a joint of meat? A roast chicken? A steak? I’d be interested to know because I’ve never ever seen her make something that isn’t slop, just like @MooBelle said.
Jack, hey babes, can you post us a picture of something that looks like it doesn't need to be fed through a tube? Thankyou hun xxxx
I saw that mirror and ordered a little one off amazon. £12! With lights and everything. I'm so stoked but feel a bit guilty as I've been putting off buying my son some more lego for around £18 and I need more shoes. But £300!!! When she's got a kid? And whines about not buying a house all day and night? Fuck off you ignorant, entitled shit. (that's directed to Jack btw and not you BDBA). I know she's here.I’m still stunned by how twatty that expensive mirror is, who on earth thought to invent it?? She will be fewmin it’s been sourced and forensics have discovered it was used to apply shimmery shadow.
I wonder if for a 50 thread anniversary, wee Jackie would grace us in thread #81?
The black eye tooI don’t actually photoshop my cartoons
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I wonder about that too. Presumably when you’re commissioned you sign a contract in which you agree to provide a specific project. If you provide something different, you’ve breached the contract so I guess you don’t get paid.Do we have any publishing Fraus here? Is that normal to just change the book you're writing/have been commissioned to write?
That's certainly not how it works in TV. We would get our arses handed to us if we decided to make something entirely different from what was commissioned. Hell, nobody would dare.
Unless she's just writing a load of books..... uncommissioned? I know I know trying to make sense of all the nonsense is fruitless
Doesn't Louisa want any of the stuff they bought while they were together? Normally you divide your possessions when you split up! Has L just LEFT with nary a sideboard or a chair to sit on, poor lassie?Just subtly steering the narrative to explain away her many, many high-end possessions. - They were *all* purchased in the small amount of time that she was sharing outgoings, of course!
Sounds like a threat. Make it later rather than sooner, Matt.Posting this as it’s two blue tickers. Is Jack an anti-lockdowner now?View attachment 250004
She said she finds frying sausages disproportionately stressful, so she roasts them instead.Has she a grill. I tend to cook my sausages in the grill. Frying them in lard sounds horrendous to me. They are already quite fatty so frying them lard makes my teeth itch.
She doesn’t live in a bungalow, it a bloody tardis! who could squeeze in an extra sofa at the drop of a hat.?Yep. Yesterday she was in the mood for pretending to be pov so was all about the smart price maize snacks.
Today she's all about the branded maize snacks as she tries to keep up with the most cutting edge content producers on twitter. Also, she is tweeting about the time a company sent her two sofas instead of one, and told her to keep the extra sofa.
Apparently this company give her exceptionally great customer service these days!
I can't wait to hear more about this in her new book all about scraping by on the breadline.
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Sounds like you need a ruddy big hugDo you work with me? This is one of the delightful perks of my job. It's a perk, because if I have one of those presented, it means there isn't a slightly hysterical teacher in a classroom somewhere across the site and I can simply mask and glove up and then get on with making the phone call home.
Well, apart from today. After all my nagging children for not eating breakfast and then complaining of feeling ill, I got caught at lunchtime today. Mr D made my packed lunch, I grabbed it at 6.15am without checking it, only to find that he'd carefully chopped up celery and cucumber sticks, added some wild rocket - and forgotten to put in anything else. On my 18th trip across the site to check a register was done, my legs buckled under me and it took at least ten minutes for anybody to notice. I got practically force fed a school sandwich and a flapjack and felt fine about half an hour later.
I went straight to the Coop when I got off the bus this evening. I now have eggs, reduced steak, prawns, salmon, vegetables, mayonnaise, sriracha and chocolate soya milk cartons. I am making my own lunch from now on. There's rice, potatoes, noodles, seasonings, sauces, herbs and pasta in the cupboard. Between you and me, he's bloody shit at making a balanced mealbecause of his fucking eating disorder that he won't admit he has, hence his insistence upon doing the cooking and my lunches.And I've had enough of it. Nobody wants to be the fat bird collapsing from lack of food in public. Especially when you then get the caring, supportive lectures from slim people telling me how to diet without doing myself a mischief. It's fucking embarrassing.
Which is why any old shit like that ASDA crap really pisses me off - I spent twenty quid and there is enough to feed me well for about a fortnight with help from theMielefreezer.
Anyhow. Off I grunk. Bisy. Bak son.
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Okay!!!! I don't know how to respond to thatShe said she finds frying sausages disproportionately stressful so she roasts them.
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