blurstoftimes
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Whenever I picture her cooking now I imagine that infamous video of her hunched over the piano punching the keys with her toddler caveman fists but with a knife in her hand. (A bread knife, of course)
Funnily enough I have an earworm now. The Mamas and Papas 'California Dreamin' - 'All the stews are brown (brown, brown) and the skies are grey'.Something about your post made me want to conjur a jack type word for this depress pipe along the lines of sausagne: she could call it a arsehole casserole. A c-arse-er-hole
Didn't she say when she moved in to the shitty bungalow, it was the first place she had lived where she got to design the kitchen? So why did she chose a tiny crappy electric oven?Blimey she really is the gift that keeps on giving isn’t she?
Budgeting for meals
Tiny oven
Single income
Living wage
What a load of bollocks.
Here‘s an idea Jack...move house to something cheaper If the rent is so high you’re struggling financially.
Nobody is making you spend that amount of money on rent. You are doing so because you can afford it so stop with the poverty cosplay. It may convince your more deluded followers but the rest of us see straight through you.
You mean the covens mascot, furry booI’ve just spent an hour or so chuckling through it, my personal highlight was Grunka ‘sure jan’ giffing her and special mention to Pocahontas asking her to identify a kumquat by presenting her with a photo of a furry animal
Do you work with me? This is one of the delightful perks of my job. It's a perk, because if I have one of those presented, it means there isn't a slightly hysterical teacher in a classroom somewhere across the site and I can simply mask and glove up and then get on with making the phone call home.I’m beginning to think the sneaky wee mink is hoping to secure a similar deal with Asda as she had with Sainsbury’s (before they dropped her like a cold bag of sick). I wonder if the Frau who shared Asda’s Tin Can promo (all up in her niche) inspired her???![]()
Just her way of elbowing into the JKR chat but not saying anything too near the knuckle. EdgelordFuck sake Jack, it's a fiction book not a fucking paint chart. Jeeeeesus.
Stuffed narwhal??? 90% vegan...View attachment 249390
This was when she was due to be on Newsnight in front of her bookshelf, if I remember correctly (her spot was cancelled?).
The fact that they go along with itShe obviously made herself known to L and a few other of her regular tweeters judging by their responses to the peeky mink account.
Yep. Yesterday she was in the mood for pretending to be pov so was all about the smart price maize snacks.Were those cheap crisps out of Asda not actually maize snacks ? Probably not fancy enough .Loving #31 thread forgot how funny it was
Some of my favourite bits were when @blurstoftimes said something like ‘Aw, Yel - can’t we ban her?’Haha no, I don't think so! I did ask her some Very Important Questions that she refused to answer and told her we weren't forcing her to stay, but I definitely didn't tell her to shove it.
I’m doing something wrong because I had some beans and some bread and some cheese and stupidly I just made beans on toast with cheese on top, what a twerpI had homemade chips and a crispbake thing from M&S for my tea today and I can guarantee you it had more nutritional value that what that slop did.
It looks like something our dogs would throw up after eating too much. How she makes food look quite so unattractive I do not understand, she’s certainly a maverick in that regard - nobody else’s food makes me want to hurl like hers does.
She has her reasons for budgeting. Fails to mention the reason is spunking £300 on a sentient mirror.£300 on a completely unnecessary wifi-enabled (why???) mirror, while she feeds her kid 5p sausages.
Does anyone remember the safety in the kitchen pictures from HE, her plug set up is straight out of that isn't it.we just need and iron board with hot iron and frayed cord and a baby and we are done.If she means that microwave looking thing perched precariously on top of her microwave then that is shocking. Fifty billion extension leads snaking past the hob and along the worktop to ‘roast’ frozen sausages for 40 minutes.
I don’t think her actual oven works, she was always weirdly testy about it on DKL and never cooked in it live.