Hmm you have a very good point about her gunning for a second lockdown ... the latest ‘heights’ of her career were during and after the lockdown in late March/ April. DKL, lockdown larder, Hellman’s. It’s possibly how she equates her relevance, as in when people will ‘need’ her to show them how to cook absolute shit. She preys on people panicking about how to cook with not much available to them.
She has no imagination at all. I think that was pretty clear when she went to Edinburgh and was impressed with herself for venturing out to buy a Five Guys burger.She got over a thousand likes for a toastie
And MORE Cotswolds Company stuff just says to me she has no style. Everything she owns is just a bland-ass aesthetic but expensive - she's so rich that she can just throw money at a brand she likes without having to use any imagination on what might go well in the room, and finding the right piece for a good price. How boring it must be to be like that. She values luxury over identity - I am SHOOKETH.
More importantly, wouldn't you notice a 2nd sofa when it was being delivered. Surely you'd tell the delivery guys that you were only expecting the one?! They'd just pop it back on the van??
Oh if only there was some way of searching for alcohol free whisky on the internet.
I'm old school. I only look in puddles to see my reflection. I also have not solved any crimes on this thread, much to the disappointment of myself.Bosch, you crack me up.
My mirror not only has wifi, it also blends slop, has a handy tongue activated camera, and shouts random swear words at passers by. Get with the times!
Dead
Yeah I had a moment of weakness yesterday but here she comes again with the bollocks the odious cuntbungle
Jack Pantone. I have started at thread 1. The rage is building up even more. I didn’t know about the Burberry coats or that she was still living with Louisa when she started begging. She’s shameless
Next book:
Some tinned peaches would liven it up.
If she's referring to the bottles of cloudy brown stuff that resembled an octogenarian's urine sample mid-UTI, I think she can rest easy. Ain't nobody gonna steal the recipe for that shit!
I think it’s because I read the recaps in my imagined @Pocahontas voice, really calm, positive and good natured, saying “get to absolute fuck” just slays meAlways makes me laugh like a drain
She's gonna be like oh fuck, now I actually have to show what I've made with this pile of bollocks
. Can't wait to see it
Yes and also, timing wise, Louisa followed pinky mank *after* they split up. Re. having people she knows IRL seeing the COVID post, it can't have been up there for too long before being deleted, perhaps when the kombucha high wore off she realised it was a bad idea even on an anon account.
