Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

[Raker]

Oh my days, Fraus, what larks today, eh!?! I’ve been GL-ing open mouthed all afternoon. I did not see that coming

massive congratulations to @Veronicaaa, an excellent forensic auditor to add to our police/medical examiner and legal specialist precinct we’ve got going on here.


Seriously, how can she be arsed? I suppose the need to manipulate strangers is greater than the need to sort her own life out...

 

[OhhBacon]

17p Cola? WTF?

*This is my hill. I’d rather drink water.

 

[Scarletfever]

I can't be bothered working it out, but at first glance that doesn't look like it contains 70 portions of fruit and veg (as she claims)?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

@Switchstreetz LOVE your work, all credit to you but sharing for the coven (set to UK, last 90 days):

We’ve overtaken Hopkins in related searches Vlad the girls want a raise!



ETA - we’ve overtaken RECIPES lmaoooooo

 

[bazzam]

duck it. Here you go. Jesus bloody wept. She has no shame.View attachment 248442

*rattles begging bowl*

 

[blurstoftimes]

17p Cola? WTF?

*This is my hill. I’d rather drink water.

i will join you on that hill.

I cannot believe that cartoon kitchen jack was only 2 weeks ago! the way she warps my sense of time is freaky

 

[Silver Linings]

All of the meat apart from the fish is for SB. Yum.

 

[MrsOgre]

This must be Vlad dropping hints on what Cack is saving up for. It's not another sideboard, it's a watch!
Also highly recommend Rolser trolleys, I've got two (should I buy another to make it three?), one of them folds up to attach to the shopping trolleys

 

[OhhBacon]

Jack, I have a request, if lockdown is reactivated rather than #lockdownlarder pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee bring back Daily kitchen Live. It was a far superior product.

Make it happened and the branded coke is on me. *Obviously coke as in cola M’lord.

 

[Montrachet]

as you wish (I love them too!)
ETA the haul type pics cos why notView attachment 248551View attachment 248560View attachment 248563View attachment 248564

Jack is pitching big time for the next 'homemade' Asda advert with @BeautifulTrauma as Artistic Director. Imagine the possibilities, Frauen ... just imagine.

 

[Veronicaaa]

All of the meat apart from the fish is for SB. Yum.

I wouldn't feed my dog those sausages. I mean, I'm not saying this for effect. I really wouldn't.

 

[NellieBoo]

It's been the best of days .

But I fear for what is to come - she's bought spaghetti hoops, a jar of paste and lard .

May The Lord Have Mercy On Our Souls.

 

[Switchstreetz]

So fraus are we 'miss marple'? Jessica fletcher? Poirot? Or a.n.other? great work, good luck on the IG trail.

JM whenever someone points out her suspiciously quick reactions to anything posted on tattle, almost like she's obsessively reading these threads.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

17p Cola? WTF?

*This is my hill. I’d rather drink water.

It is also my hill.

Only full fat, full sugar Coca-Cola will do. Anything else is just cheap crap, and yes, I include Pepsi in that let alone Rola Cola.

 

[NellieBoo]

It's been the best of days .

But I fear for what is to come - she's bought spaghetti hoops, a jar of paste and lard .

May The Lord Have Mercy On Our Souls.

 

[Tabitha D]

I can’t believe she’s going back to her cheap meals phase. Didn’t she have a meltdown lately saying she was going to focus on politics and “ anyone can open a tin”??

 

[Switchstreetz]

Veronicaaa spotting a sneaky peeky mink


The rest of us lurking like

 

[Ellabella]

All of the meat apart from the fish is for SB. Yum.

So we are expected to believe the 10 year old is going to eat 20 sausages, 500g bacon and a pack of ham whilst she just has two tins of sardines!?

 

[Eurgh]

‘Finking cap’

 

[acca00]

So her Ocado shopping was exposed, so she immediately goes to Asda.

So her fake/shimmery/glittery "black eye" was exposed, so she immediately goes to hospital for fake reasons.

I see a pattern!!